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Title: Trump Indicted For Keeping Classified Documents At Mar-A-Lago Instead Of Somewhere Secure Like The Trunk Of A Corvette
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URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-i ... ed-documents-behind-a-corvette
Published: Jun 9, 2023
Author: BabylonBee.com
Post Date: 2023-06-09 09:52:51 by Ada
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U.S. - Former President Donald Trump has officially been indicted by the federal government on seven counts of not storing highly classified documents in his garage behind a corvette.

"Mr. Trump had these documents securely stored in a closet instead of strewn about the garage. Straight to jail," said Merrick Garland. "Trump's failure to haphazardly toss Top Secret documents behind a car is nothing short of treasonous."

For his part, Mr. Trump has denied all wrongdoing. "I hide all my classified documents behind the best, most beautiful cars at Mar-A- Lago," said Mr. Trump. "Corvettes are for the poors. Do I look like a poor? Ha! I would never put Top Secret documents behind anything cheaper than a McLaren! What a rube!"

At publishing time, the DOJ announced they would also indict Trump for making a deal with Ukraine without his son receiving millions of dollars in bribes.

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#1. To: Ada (#0)

CLASSIC! I Love IT!!!

Ricky  posted on  2023-06-09   11:40:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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