Jesus, that hits close to home. I found the place, I'm sittin' in it.
I suppose I should get a shower and shave and gear up. My buddy wants help putting together some kind of arch thingy for his step- granddaughter's wedding coming up soon. Thank God I'm not invited. I only have funeral jeans. I did order a cool T-shirt from Officer Tatum this morning...
Well, it gives me a reason to put pants on, I suppose.
The "arch" I was supposed to help with turned out to be a nine-sided, eight foot wooden circle I guess you're supposed to hang flowers on behind the preacher or something. What a scam.