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Title: The Pizza-Love Connection
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URL Source: http://www.comcast.net/relationships/article.jsp?sub=true
Published: May 28, 2006
Author: Riki Markowitz
Post Date: 2006-05-28 18:46:14 by Zipporah
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Views: 152
Comments: 26
Think a candlelit dinner is the best venue to suss out a date's potential? Well, a new study claims that ordering a good ol' pizza pie can be much more telling. "Pizza-eaters' favorite toppings show a correlation to their behavior," says Alan Hirsch, M.D., lead researcher and director of the Smell & Taste Treatment and Research Foundation in Chicago. Commissioned by Domino's Pizza, the study polled 1,000 people between the ages of 18 to 59 about their pizza-eating preferences and behavioral characteristics. Read the findings below to find out what certain toppings say about you, your date, and your future together.
If your date orders one meat topping...
If your date orders multiple meat toppings...
If your date orders one veggie topping...
If your date orders multiple veggies...
If your date orders non-traditional toppings...
Riki Markowitz lives in Brooklyn, NY and prefers pepperoni pizza--but does not consider herself irritable! She's written for Stuff and other magazines.
The Pizza-Love Connection
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People who order just pepperoni or sausage on their pie are generally irritable, prone to procrastination, and they often "forget" obligations (like that weekend getaway he or she promised to take with you in the spring).
Compatible with: others who prefer one meat toppin
Real meat lovers who pile on the pepperoni, sausage, and ham tend to be dramatic, seductive, sweep-you-off-your-feet extroverts who thrive as the center of attention.
Compatible with: people who prefer one meat toppin
Those who prefer one vegetable topping are empathetic, easygoing romantics.
Compatible with: everybody!
These dates are trustworthy, loyal, humble, and avoid the spotlight. In fact, they're so quiet and conflict-averse they tend to be taken for granted in relationships.
Compatible with: people who prefer non-traditional toppings
People who prefer offbeat options like pineapple or extra onions tend to be aggressive, ambitious, and competitive. In other words: Don't expect a mellow relationship.
Compatible with: others who prefer non-traditional topping
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#1. To: Zipporah (#0)
I make a wicked garlic, onion, jalapeno, Tabasco, pepperoni, and bacon pizza. What does that say about me other than I don't date much?
What does that say about me other than I don't date much? LOL!! Hmm extremely nontraditional and in need of breath mints? ;P
No way. You've got to be careful with the veggie people. Just look at Heather Mills.
Sounds zippy - don't forget to brush and gargle before making your move, however. The one Domino's we had here in Austin around twenty-five years ago, was awful. Now we order the PizzaHut Supreme, extra sauce, zero mushrooms, and yes, we have the $9.99 coupon - thank you very much. Chow.
Well, I became "non-traditional" when I moved to the West Coast. Back in NY, it's normal at a pizzeria to order a slice with anchovies topping. Here in California, they think you must've been a cat in a former life to like such a topping.
The Moving Finger writes; and having writ, yeah..anyone who will snub milk can't be trusted ;P
That is funny.. cause people think I'm 'out there' cause I LIKE anchovies on pizza..Kentuckians arent exactly into anchovies ....
You should've been a New Yorker. ;)
The Moving Finger writes; and having writ, I only wish ;)
If you've worked in as many pizza places as I did before finishing college, you'd know whats "safe" and what isn't. Pepperoni is safe because it's cheap and they go through it as fast as they can stock it. Bacon is safe it's usually pre-cooked and stores well. Sausage...it costs a lot more than pepperoni and some managers are tempted to keep it past it's experation date to help keep their food costs low. Later I can go into the risks associated with having it delivered...especially if you don't tip the delivery guy.
"Bomb De-Fusing For Dummies, Chapter 1, Wiring: Red Before Yellow Kills A Fellow."
Bite your tongue, girl !
Good advice. I usually go for a plain slice at the counter.
..wellllll.. I definitely have my reasons for saying that.. and besides Kentuckians just dont like anchovies ;)
If the author lives in Brooklyn, why in the HELL would they pay any attention to a survey commissioned by Domis**t's..Worst excuse for pizza ever as are all chains.
"I tell you, freedom and human rights in America are doomed. The U.S. government will lead the American people in -- and the West in general -- into an unbearable hell and a choking life." Hmm .. easy article?? I dunno?
I'll bet they keep records and get you next time around, right? Of course all the delivery places here suck so we always get REAL pizza at Joe's which is as good as anything I've ever had in NYC. Good pizza is always worth the DRIVE to pick it up.
"I tell you, freedom and human rights in America are doomed. The U.S. government will lead the American people in -- and the West in general -- into an unbearable hell and a choking life." Don't expect a mellow children either.
No nation could preserve its freedom in the midst of continual warfare. – James Madison
If your date orders non-traditional toppings... People who prefer offbeat options like pineapple or extra onions tend to be aggressive, ambitious, and competitive. In other words: Don't expect a mellow relationship. Compatible with: others who prefer non-traditional topping Don't expect a mellow children either. I wonder what they say about garlic? I hear it's good for the libido. ;0)
"Our constitution relies on our ... freedom to nourish independent and responsible intelligence and preserve our democracy from that submissiveness, timidity and herd-mindedness of the masses... The priceless heritage of our society is the ... right of each member to think as he will. Thought control is a copyright of totalitarianism, and we have no claim to it. It is not the function of our Government to keep the citizen from falling into error; it is the function of the citizen to keep the Government from falling into error. Robert Jackson, US Supreme Court, 1954
Vinnie's Pizza in the NW burbs of Chicago is pizza to die for. I used to get sausage, spinach, broccoli and sliced tomato. I've had the chance to order it and pick it up while in the big truck since there was a place on the shoulder I could pull over in front of the Palatine store.
"Our constitution relies on our ... freedom to nourish independent and responsible intelligence and preserve our democracy from that submissiveness, timidity and herd-mindedness of the masses... The priceless heritage of our society is the ... right of each member to think as he will. Thought control is a copyright of totalitarianism, and we have no claim to it. It is not the function of our Government to keep the citizen from falling into error; it is the function of the citizen to keep the Government from falling into error. Robert Jackson, US Supreme Court, 1954
I hadn't heard that, but it's one to share with whoever you're with. ;) It does have medicinal properties, I'll swear to that.
No nation could preserve its freedom in the midst of continual warfare. – James Madison
The look of the pizza guy and his choice of vocation may not say much in his favor, but they have a long memory when it comes to who tips and who doesn't.
"Bomb De-Fusing For Dummies, Chapter 1, Wiring: Red Before Yellow Kills A Fellow."
I used to get sausage, spinach, broccoli and sliced tomato. I've had the chance to order it and pick it up while in the big truck since there was a place on the shoulder I could pull over in front of the Palatine store. Oh gosh.. is it the same as Vito & Nick's Deep dish pizza? A friend's daughter goes to DePaul and we we've gone to visit her a few times.. and of course she took us to Vito & Nick's supposedly created Chicago style pizza.. but for me WAY too much food.. the pizza is SO thick.. no way can I eat a slice.
Glittering generalities ! I'm a Kentuckian and I jis' loves 'aint josies'! Pardon me while I leave this hot discussion to go open a can.....before I go, though, it seems that I need to remind you that New Yawkuhs hate us Southerners and want to kill us. Nancy Ames of TWTWTW said that all Southern States should be bulldozed into the Gulf of Mexico.
I'm talking thin crust. Deep dish is just too much white bread dough. YUK! But, there are a few good places to get real Chciago deep dish that will knock your socks off. A good thin crust pizza is crispy, but not too crispy. Shakey's was a chain that had a good super thin crust pizza that was almost perfect.
"Our constitution relies on our ... freedom to nourish independent and responsible intelligence and preserve our democracy from that submissiveness, timidity and herd-mindedness of the masses... The priceless heritage of our society is the ... right of each member to think as he will. Thought control is a copyright of totalitarianism, and we have no claim to it. It is not the function of our Government to keep the citizen from falling into error; it is the function of the citizen to keep the Government from falling into error. Robert Jackson, US Supreme Court, 1954
I rarely miss eating fresh garlic every day. It sure puts lead in my pencil. ;0)
"Our constitution relies on our ... freedom to nourish independent and responsible intelligence and preserve our democracy from that submissiveness, timidity and herd-mindedness of the masses... The priceless heritage of our society is the ... right of each member to think as he will. Thought control is a copyright of totalitarianism, and we have no claim to it. It is not the function of our Government to keep the citizen from falling into error; it is the function of the citizen to keep the Government from falling into error. Robert Jackson, US Supreme Court, 1954
Not all of them do.. on that I'm quite sure .. ;) Well .. I did kinda make a broad stroke statement didnt I??.. I shoulda said most of the Kentuckians I know..just do not care for them.. at all! When they think fish.. it's fried catfish or bass ;)
between being stumbled over or being kicked.
#2. To: Esso (#1)
I make a wicked garlic, onion, jalapeno, Tabasco, pepperoni, and bacon pizza.
#3. To: Zipporah (#0)
If your date orders one veggie topping... Those who prefer one vegetable topping are empathetic, easygoing romantics. Compatible with: everybody!
I've already said too much.
#4. To: Esso (#1)
I make a wicked garlic, onion, jalapeno, Tabasco, pepperoni, and bacon pizza.
#5. To: Zipporah (#0)
If your date orders non-traditional toppings... People who prefer offbeat options like pineapple or extra onions tend to be aggressive, ambitious, and competitive. In other words: Don't expect a mellow relationship. Compatible with: others who prefer non-traditional topping
Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all your Tears wash out a Word of it. ---Ruba'iyat, LXXI
#6. To: MUDDOG (#3)
#7. To: Peetie Wheatstraw (#5)
Well, I became "non-traditional" when I moved to the West Coast. Back in NY, it's normal at a pizzeria to order a slice with anchovies topping. Here in California, they think you must've been a cat in a former life to like such a topping.
#8. To: Zipporah (#7)
That is funny.. cause people think I'm 'out there' cause I LIKE anchovies on pizza..Kentuckians arent exactly into anchovies ....
Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all your Tears wash out a Word of it. ---Ruba'iyat, LXXI
#9. To: Peetie Wheatstraw (#8)
You should've been a New Yorker. ;)
#10. To: MUDDOG (#3)
No way. You've got to be careful with the veggie people.
#11. To: Zipporah (#9)
You should've been a New Yorker. ;) I only wish ;)
#12. To: orangedog (#10)
I've already said too much.
#13. To: Bub (#11)
Bite your tongue, girl !
#14. To: Zipporah (#0)
--Osama bin Laden
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#15. To: IndieTX (#14)
#16. To: orangedog (#10)
later I can go into the risks associated with having it delivered...especially if you don't tip the delivery guy.
--Osama bin Laden
http://www.live365.com/stations/indietexas
#17. To: Zipporah (#0)
If your date orders non-traditional toppings... People who prefer offbeat options like pineapple or extra onions tend to be aggressive, ambitious, and competitive. In other words: Don't expect a mellow relationship. Compatible with: others who prefer non-traditional topping
#18. To: robin (#17)
#19. To: Zipporah (#0)
#20. To: BTP Holdings (#18)
#21. To: IndieTX (#16)
I'll bet they keep records and get you next time around, right?
#22. To: BTP Holdings (#19)
Vinnie's Pizza in the NW burbs of Chicago is pizza to die for.
#23. To: Zipporah (#13)
and besides, Kentuckians just dont like anchovies ;)
#24. To: Zipporah (#22)
Vito & Nick's Deep dish pizza
#25. To: robin (#20)
It does have medicinal properties, I'll swear to that.
#26. To: Bub (#23)
Glittering generalities ! I'm a Kentuckian and I jis' loves 'aint josies'! Pardon me while I leave this hot discussion to go open a can.....before I go, though, it seems that I need to remind you that New Yawkuhs hate us Southerners and want to kill us. Nancy Ames of TWTWTW said that all Southern States should be bulldozed into the Gulf of Mexico.
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