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Title: Dollar Sign Officially Added To LGBTQ$ Acronym
Source: [None]
URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/dollar-sign-added-to-lgbtq-acronym
Published: Jun 18, 2023
Author: BabylonBee.com
Post Date: 2023-06-18 08:32:40 by Ada
Keywords: None
Views: 336
Comments: 3

U.S. — In honor of the hundreds of billions of dollars being funneled to support the LGBTQ cause, the dollar sign has officially been added as the newest member of the acronym.

"Money is a critical, critical part of this community," said trans activist Chesly Chester. "We hope this change reflects just how much we truly value money."

Despite humble beginnings, the LGBTQ$ movement has transformed into a financial juggernaut over the past two decades, raking in billions upon billions of dollars. "We've got cash pouring in from universities, corporations, governments - the gay cause was an amazing investment," said DEI Officer Martha McKnight. "We are proud to officially welcome the dollar sign to the acronym. It‘s the driving force behind 99.9% of what we do."

While the addition of money to the acronym has been generally praised, there have been a few naysayers. "There will always be intolerant bigots who are unwilling to hand over their money to the LGTBQ$ community," said Mr./Mrs. Chester. "Now that we've added the dollar sign, to deny us money is to deny our existence. It's literally genocide. So, yeah - hand over your wallet."

At publishing time, a coffee chain had declined to give the LGBTQ$ community ten million dollars in advertising, resulting in the immediate rise of the Fourth Reich.

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#1. To: Ada, NeoconsNailed (#0)

resulting in the immediate rise of the Fourth Reich

Reprise of the Fourth Reich is more like it. The Fourth Reich first arose on January 20, 2017 when Donald Trump was inaugurated. Because, as I recall, Trump was literally Adolf Hitler.

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"It kind of reminds me of Germany in like the 1930s."

Columbia War Machine brings to you “Ford Went WOKE! See What I Did Next…”! He has been very loyal to Ford for over 25 years then Ford went WOKE and betrayed him! He’s tired of all this woke stuff being jammed down our throats and he’s showing exactly how he feels about it!

Ford Went WOKE! See What I Did Next…. Columbia War Machine

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