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Title: Dollar Sign Officially Added To LGBTQ$ Acronym
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URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/dollar-sign-added-to-lgbtq-acronym
Published: Jun 18, 2023
Author: BabylonBee.com
Post Date: 2023-06-18 08:32:40 by Ada
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Views: 899
Comments: 3

U.S. — In honor of the hundreds of billions of dollars being funneled to support the LGBTQ cause, the dollar sign has officially been added as the newest member of the acronym.

"Money is a critical, critical part of this community," said trans activist Chesly Chester. "We hope this change reflects just how much we truly value money."

Despite humble beginnings, the LGBTQ$ movement has transformed into a financial juggernaut over the past two decades, raking in billions upon billions of dollars. "We've got cash pouring in from universities, corporations, governments - the gay cause was an amazing investment," said DEI Officer Martha McKnight. "We are proud to officially welcome the dollar sign to the acronym. It‘s the driving force behind 99.9% of what we do."

While the addition of money to the acronym has been generally praised, there have been a few naysayers. "There will always be intolerant bigots who are unwilling to hand over their money to the LGTBQ$ community," said Mr./Mrs. Chester. "Now that we've added the dollar sign, to deny us money is to deny our existence. It's literally genocide. So, yeah - hand over your wallet."

At publishing time, a coffee chain had declined to give the LGBTQ$ community ten million dollars in advertising, resulting in the immediate rise of the Fourth Reich.

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#1. To: Ada, NeoconsNailed (#0)

resulting in the immediate rise of the Fourth Reich

Reprise of the Fourth Reich is more like it. The Fourth Reich first arose on January 20, 2017 when Donald Trump was inaugurated. Because, as I recall, Trump was literally Adolf Hitler.

StraitGate  posted on  2023-06-18   11:43:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: StraitGate (#1) (Edited)

"It kind of reminds me of Germany in like the 1930s."

Columbia War Machine brings to you “Ford Went WOKE! See What I Did Next…”! He has been very loyal to Ford for over 25 years then Ford went WOKE and betrayed him! He’s tired of all this woke stuff being jammed down our throats and he’s showing exactly how he feels about it!

Ford Went WOKE! See What I Did Next…. Columbia War Machine

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-06-18   12:05:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: StraitGate (#1) (Edited)

Trump was literally Adolf Hitler.

I didn't think Trump was appointed like Hitler was appointed. He beat Hildabeast fair and square.

The vote fraud had not been perfected yet and Seth Rich gave his life in an attempt to expose the fraud. Even his parents said he was the leaker.

Now we have a phony and corrupt President in there who is lucky to find his ass with both hands.

I am waiting for the other shoe to drop when Jim Jordan gets them all on the hot seat in Congressional hearings.

There is the fact that the Biden's took millions of dollars in bribes when Hunter was on the Board of Burisma. ;)

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2023-06-18   13:16:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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