The U.S. Department of Defense has been put through an exhaustive diversity audit and the Government Accountability office has decided that the DOD is simply not woke enough.
Poster Comment:
Mandatory showers with transgenders. Drag Queen recruiters. If they were any more woke, they would he throwing flowers at Russian and Chinese soldiers on the front lines. Maybe the enemy soldiers would break out laughing so we could get past their initial defense line to one of their cities and have a Drag Queen story hour but they would get the hell beaten out of them by a mob of angry mothers at the library.