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Title: Awkward: Supreme Court Rules Against Affirmative Action With Affirmative Action Hire Sitting Right There
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URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/awkward ... tion-hire-standing-right-there
Published: Jun 30, 2023
Author: BabylonBee.com
Post Date: 2023-06-30 06:38:21 by Ada
Keywords: None
Views: 385
Comments: 3

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an extremely awkward moment, six Supreme Court justices ruled that affirmative action is unconstitutional, completely forgetting that affirmative action hire Ketanji Brown Jackson was sitting right there next to them.

"Welp, this is kind of an uncomfortable situation," said Chief Justice John Roberts after turning in his majority opinion. "No hard feelings, ok, Ketanji? We're still invited to the cookout at your place this weekend, right?"

Roberts then slunk away with an embarrassed look on his face.

"Today is a sad day for anyone who was hired strictly based on their race, gender, and sexual orientation rather than qualifications," said White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre, who was hired strictly based on her race, gender, and sexual orientation rather than qualifications. "Ah, crap... now this is awkward."

Vice President Kamala Harris, also an identity hire with no qualifications, weighed in as well, saying: "Affirmative action is affirmative, and that's good. Without affirmative action, we will have non-affirmative action which is the worst kind of action. And that's bad. HA HA HAHAHAHAHA!"

At publishing time, Clarence Thomas had distracted himself from his awkward feeling by writing yet another brilliant opinion.

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#1. To: Ada (#0)

It is a start

Darkwing  posted on  2023-06-30   13:04:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Ada (#0)

BB has been doing some especially good ones lately.

Pinguinite  posted on  2023-07-01   3:31:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Ada (#0)

In an extremely awkward moment, six Supreme Court justices ruled that affirmative action is unconstitutional, completely forgetting that affirmative action hire Ketanji Brown Jackson was sitting right there next to them.

I work with an older guy who told me he knows a black woman. She told him, "If I am hired for a position then I should be hired because I can do the work, not because of my skin color.";)

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2023-07-01   5:49:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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