a little something from craigslist joke forum, enjoy.
The police department in the small hill country town of Kerrville, Texas, reported finding a man's body last Saturday in the early evening in the Pedernales River near the state highway 87 bridge.
The dead man's name would not be released until his family had been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting "someone" in Fredericksburg.
When found, he was wearing black fishnet stockings, 10 inch spiked heels, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, dazzle dust on his eyelids, 2 1/2 inch false eyelashes, and a Biden T-shirt.
The police removed the Biden T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.
Police do care !