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Title: Police do care
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Published: Jul 21, 2023
Author: unk
Post Date: 2023-07-21 16:51:33 by ghostrider
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a little something from craigslist joke forum, enjoy.

The police department in the small hill country town of Kerrville, Texas, reported finding a man's body last Saturday in the early evening in the Pedernales River near the state highway 87 bridge.

The dead man's name would not be released until his family had been notified. The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting "someone" in Fredericksburg.

When found, he was wearing black fishnet stockings, 10 inch spiked heels, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, dazzle dust on his eyelids, 2 1/2 inch false eyelashes, and a Biden T-shirt.

The police removed the Biden T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

Police do care !

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#1. To: ghostrider, 4um (#0)

The police removed the Biden T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

'Nuff said.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-07-21   16:58:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Esso, ghostrider (#1)

The police removed the Biden T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

'Nuff said.

That reminds me of Woodstock 94 toward the end of the shows.

I was leaning on Jordan's shoulder watching this chick down front with her hooters out. Jordan was running the crew.

One of the Medics tapped me on the shoulder and said, "Are you alright?"

I said, "Yeah, I'm just enjoying myself." ROTFLOL

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2023-07-21   21:26:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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