As I have said all along, the number one priority is finding that damn Rove indictment! Nothing is more critical to the well-being of my career as Speaker of the House-----er, I mean well- being of America!
We know the Rover indictment is out there---we just have to find it!
Find the Rove Indictment!
The president should bring the troops home from Iraq, Afghanistan NOW. They should be looking for the Rove indictment!
Check under the sink in that little room off the Oval Office---Monica used to hide her knee pads there. Bet that is where the Rove indictment is hidden!
Check the well on the Bush ranch in Crawford---I bet that is where it is!
I have it locked in a safe! They will NEVER find it---cause they will NEVER find me! Ha, ha!