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Title: Trump Announces He Will Make Vivek Ramaswamy Head Of Tech Support In Next Administration
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URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-a ... support-in-next-administration
Published: Jul 23, 2023
Author: BabylonBee.com
Post Date: 2023-07-23 11:09:16 by Ada
Keywords: None
Views: 278
Comments: 2

MAR-A-LAGO, FL — Former President Donald Trump has announced that he will make Vivek Ramaswamy head of Tech Support in his next administration.

"Head of Tech Support for your favorite President -- that's big league!" said Mr. Trump. "Vivek will be a perfect fit for the job. I just know it!"

Mr. Trump has reportedly been impressed with Mr. Ramaswamy, finding him likable and intelligent on camera. "I know talent when I see it, it's one of my greatest talents," said Mr. Trump. "Vivek -- he's very smart, and so easy to understand. He has a great smile, doesn't he? That's the kind of smile I want to see when my keys are all sticky with Diet Coke."

According to sources close to the former President, Trump has graciously tried to think of roles in his administration for each of his rivals in the Republican primary. "I don't hold grudges, grudges are for losers," explained Mr. Trump. "So that Chris Christie guy, I'll put him in charge of planning menus for state dinners. The guy really knows his way around a menu, believe me! That Haley lady, she'll be ambassador to India, obviously. Oh, and Mike, we'll station him in Ukraine full-time. I hear he loves the place!"

At publishing time, Mr. Trump had announced that he would ask Ron DeSantis to be head of planning trips to Disney World for visiting dignitaries.

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#1. To: Ada (#0)

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-he-will-make-vivek-ramaswamy-head-of-tech-support-in-next-administration

At publishing time, Mr. Trump had announced that he would ask Ron DeSantis to be head of planning trips to Disney World for visiting dignitaries.

I should have guessed this right off the bat. ;)

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

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#2. To: Ada (#0)

One of the Bee's best efforts of late. Thanks.

“ On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart's desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron. ” ~ H. L. Mencken

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