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National News See other National News Articles Title: Brandon Goes to War with the International Whale Community, Using Stupid Windmills to Genocide Them Did Hillary Clinton blame the international whale community for losing the 2016 election? That could explain this. New York Post: The Biden administration appears to be scrambling for research on the conflict between wind turbines and a highly endangered whale species on the East Coast following reports of “unprecedented” whale deaths. The Bureau of Ocean Energy Management (BOEM), a regulatory body from the Department of Interior that leases offshore areas for energy development, posted a grant notice in May targeted at “addressing key information gaps in acoustic ecology of the North Atlantic Right Whales,” one of the most endangered whale species in the world. The problem is the government has already approved offshore wind projects, and some experts are saying the attention to the whales is too little too late. Why did they approve something so retarded? Oh, right, because we live in a democracy, and that means that government officials are allowed to own shares in the projects they use government money to fund. They are also allowed to accept basically unlimited money from lobbying groups (it is literally unlimited when you include book deals and speaking fees), including “The Anti-Whale Alliance,” a group that promotes whale genocide. (See, that’s me mixing a very serious issue with a goofy joke – it’s the style that made me famous and a hero.) Post Comment Private Reply Ignore Thread
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