I will start a Go Fund Me page to find a birth certificate in the fire ravaged records of Maui Hawaii proving Vladimir Putin is the love child of a Russian woman and an American Army translator born in Maui on October 7, 1952. His mother took him back to Russia when she discovered that Vlad's American father was a married man. Now we can run Vlad for President of the US on the following platform:
1) He will pull the US out of the WTO and WHO.
2) He will repeal NAFTA and bring back industrial jobs.
3) He will end the war in the Ukraine and end NATO. He will save us tons of money by closing most US military bases overseas. WAGNER FORCES WILL BEAT THE HELL OUT OF WEAPONS MERCHANTS WHO DELIVERED INFERIOR WEAPONS TO US TROOPS.
4) He will hire Wagner to arrest everyone who has stolen money from America's $1.51 trillion military budget.
He will hire unemployed American veterans who will happily go to war against Wall Street Bankers. Others will be sent to protect the US border.
Wagner will arrest anyone on Wall Street or the Congress or the MIC who has stolen money from the US Treasury. Not just the $21 trillion Dr Mark Skidmore has found from government websites that was stolen from the DOD. There is $622 billion in other departments.
Wagner will create a financial crimes unit who will investigate the allegation made by several knowledgeable observers over the years that Bankers have sold trillions in US Treasury bonds, stuck the money in their pockets and allowed the American taxpayers to pay both the principal and the interest. That is fair because they are Bankers and you aren't. After the governments of the world are reset, under the NWO we will replace on Man One Vote with One Bank One Vote. You don't own a bank so you can't vote and your opinion does not matter to Bankers and the Media which they own.
5) He will arrest everyone in the government, the CDC, the NIH and at Pfizer and Moderna who released and mandated that Bioweapon.
6) He will arrest everyone doing banned bioweapons upgrade Gain of Function research.
7) He will arrest anyone who steals votes, votes illegally or votes multiple times.
Considering that he will be running against Trump and Kamala Harris, I would expect him to get at least 300 electoral votes.
Poster Comment:
This is a satire. Horse is getting stir crazy and needs to flee to greener pastures.
I will rewrite and this and post it at my blog later tonight.