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Title: Democrats Allow Fetterman To BREAK DRESS CODE Sparking Outrage, People Say SHORTS Are INAPPROPRIATE
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URL Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c37S052ooH0
Published: Sep 18, 2023
Author: Tim Pool
Post Date: 2023-09-18 16:44:54 by Esso
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Views: 406
Comments: 3
Aging Senators Show Up To Work In Their Hospital Gowns After Dress Code Relaxed WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following a change in the Senate's informal dress code, aging senators were excited to show up to work Monday in their hospital gowns. "This is awkward," Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnel said when he noticed dozens of senators wearing the same exact thing. "One of us has got to change." Officially, loosening the Senate's informal dress code was motivated by a need to accommodate Sen John Fetterman's famous hoodie and sweatpants. However, sources confirm Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer had an ulterior motive — he prefers the comfort and convenience of a hospital gown. "I wear the gown under my normal clothes so I can change into them quickly. Like a superhero," Schumer said. "But now I can drop the facade and just be me. It's loose-fitting so you can have easy access to my backside to administer vaccines, suppositories, and other medications. It's great!" Bernie Sanders confirmed that the new dress code allows him to live a truth he previously hid from the world. "The gown is open in the back. It's very breezy, which I like," he said. "Ooooo, I feel it now." Sen Lindsey Graham, however, bucked the hospital gown trend by dressing in drag. "It's time for Lindsey Graham 3.0!" he said. "Fabuloooouuuus!" At publishing time, the policy had been quickly reversed after Rand Paul showed up in his buffalo hat. 
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John Fetterman TRIGGERED As He GETS ROASTED After Democrats DROP Senate Dress Code For Him!
Fetterman must be a very fragile person: Karl Rove
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