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Title: The Little Girl and the Firefighter - Funny!
Source: email
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Published: Jun 2, 2006
Author: unknown
Post Date: 2006-06-02 04:20:26 by BTP Holdings
Keywords: None
Views: 113
Comments: 8

A firefighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl riding down the sidewalk in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The firefighter walks out to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck," he says admiringly.

Thanks, Mister Fireman," the girl says

The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner," the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster!"

The little girl replies sweetly, "You're probably right, but then I wouldn't have a siren..."

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#1. To: BTP Holdings (#0)

poor little kitty!

christine  posted on  2006-06-02   9:41:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: BTP Holdings (#0)

Big time ouch!

Jethro Tull  posted on  2006-06-02   9:45:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: christine (#1)

Cats hate it when their human staff get uppity.

Ferret Mike  posted on  2006-06-02   9:55:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Ferret Mike (#3)

i know..i'm owned by one. ;)

christine  posted on  2006-06-02   9:57:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: christine (#4)

i know..i'm owned by one. ;)

me too!

love

ruthie
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ruthie  posted on  2006-06-02   10:00:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: ruthie (#5)

I've long been owned by the dogs ;)


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IndieTX  posted on  2006-06-02   18:03:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: IndieTX (#6)

I've long been owned by the dogs ;)

dogs are very choosy before they accept you into their pack - if they see you as one of their own, i like you even more :)

love

ruthie
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ruthie  posted on  2006-06-02   18:25:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: ruthie, IndieTX (#7)

I've long been owned by the dogs ;)

dogs are very choosy before they accept you into their pack - if they see you as one of their own, i like you even more :)

It's a good sign.

No nation could preserve its freedom in the midst of continual warfare. – James Madison

robin  posted on  2006-06-03   12:48:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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