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Title: Every man needs a wife LIFE THIS 👏
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Benny Johnson
URL Source: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wggkdpv0x48
Published: Nov 19, 2023
Author: Benny Johnson
Post Date: 2023-11-19 19:18:19 by Esso
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Views: 646
Comments: 13
Every man needs a wife LIFE THIS Poster Comment: I had a married ex-girlfriend show up last night from 40+ years ago. She was mad at her husband and wanted to teach hubby a lesson or something. She cried on my shoulder all night, and went away this morning. No, there's was no sex. Her boys are through college. Maybe she was trying to get her youth back. I would've been happier talking to Dakkie when he called.
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#1. To: Dakmar, 4um (#0)
That's why I didn't answer the phone. Felt good having someone holding me for the first time in almost a year, though. Sue, a calm, respectable and understanding lady went Into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his Eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need Cyanide?" Sue replied, "I need it to poison my husband, Phil." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord Have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, That's against The law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds Of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" Sue reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of Phil in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Oh, You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
Thanks, man.
Definitely a great woman to have, though she said her man, among other things, built her a house. So go get a good woman, you gotta be a worthy guy.
Neil. I'm sittin' here in my storage unit so MotherFuckingly lonely thinking that I might die. Don't forget about me. (Edit) I think I'm mad at Daria because she knew and I gave her an easy out, but she got the shots, regardless... I told my sister that my goal is to see "Big Mike" close the books on the US before I die. Fuck it, my buddies with their $80,000 trucks don't care. I've got my $9,000 clown car. My house cost me less than $25,000 in the late 70s.
I'm not yoo nigaa, Esog! I'll slit your fucking throat! Just like every other site that has banned me! Frank Bank, Frank Bank, Frank Bank, Frank Bank “I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
My children...my nightmare... “I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#2. To: Esso (#0)
#3. To: ghostrider (#2)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#4. To: Esso (#0)
#5. To: Pinguinite (#4)
(Edited)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#6. To: Pinguinite (#4)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#7. To: TommyTheMadArtist, Lord Commander of the Apocalypse, 4um (#6)
(Edited)
Save me Tommy...
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#8. To: All (#7)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#9. To: All (#8)
(Edited)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#10. To: All (#9)
(Edited)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#11. To: Esso (#1)
#12. To: Esso (#10)
#13. To: Esso (#10)
Come sail away...
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