Title: Every man needs a wife LIFE THIS 👏 Source:
Benny Johnson URL Source:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wggkdpv0x48 Published:Nov 19, 2023 Author:Benny Johnson Post Date:2023-11-19 19:18:19 by Esso Keywords:None Views:590 Comments:13
I had a married ex-girlfriend show up last night from 40+ years ago. She was mad at her husband and wanted to teach hubby a lesson or something. She cried on my shoulder all night, and went away this morning.
No, there's was no sex.
Her boys are through college. Maybe she was trying to get her youth back.
I would've been happier talking to Dakkie when he called.
Sue, a calm, respectable and understanding lady went Into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his Eyes, and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need Cyanide?"
Sue replied, "I need it to poison my husband, Phil."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord Have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, That's against The law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds Of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
Sue reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of Phil in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Oh, You didn't tell me you had a prescription."