Title: A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding… Source:
Jokes + Road URL Source:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYl2-m4VDDQ Published:Nov 25, 2023 Author:Jokes + Road Post Date:2023-11-25 07:52:44 by Esso Keywords:None Views:818 Comments:26
Mercedes (2010 Smart) - Check Color TV - Check Night(s) on the town - Check
I guess that explains why a girlfriend from 40+ years ago showed up earlier this week (she's still a hot little hammer, just old). And getting a divorce.
"And in the middle of the night we pulled it right back up."
WTH? We're both too old to play hard-to-get. My injuries are shaving years off, she works at Hospital City as a pharmacist, so she's probably clot-shotted up to the max.
She's been living with me since Thanksgiving ended.
I am embarrassed, I just tripped over extension cord I ran out to driveway to sweep out the Toyo.
The electric box in the living room is about to fall off the wall, has been since I tried to replace it and found out out previous homeowner thought floating box secured only to drywall was fine. I'm not an electrician, but I knew that was crap. I probably should have called a carpenter, because I thought I could secure it to wall with drywall anchors affixed to 1x1.25 strips I broke off a yardstick. It actually was fine for like 5 years until I tripped over it just now and klabloomed the whole thing. Like Yoink/Snappo, move on, lose a turn!