Title: Where the Hell are you, Dakkie? Source:
freedom4um URL Source:http://freedom4um.com Published:Dec 2, 2023 Author:Esso Post Date:2023-12-02 18:25:39 by Esso Keywords:None Views:2158 Comments:40
If you don't get your ass off the couch soon, my new little roommate is going to get here and want my undivided attention. I don't know what she was up to when she rolled late this morning, but I don't think she was working, she had street clothes on rather than scrubs. Maybe she's dealing with family, divorce bullshit or is out getting laid. Don't care, none of my business.
I should probably let her know that I'm not a penniless bum soon, but I think she kinda digs the delusion & danger. I did let her know who I worked for between 1980-1995. That got her tingly.
I did let her know who I worked for between 1980-1995. That got her tingly.
As I did (accidently) with the gal that was shackin' up with me between ~2014-2018. She was rooting through my papers and bank account statements scattered about my office. Two events occurred:
1. She decided I needed to start spending a lot more money on her (like three cars wasn't enough). 2. She saw a letterhead in my papers that she didn't understand and started calling me her "secret agent" (I wasn't) on her FaceBook account. That started a whole new subset of unwanted attention and an official reprimand. Plus a night in jail after I escorted off premise and she told the cops I beat her up (I didn't, of course).
Anyhoo, I'm doin' OK. It's good having another heartbeat in the house. I texted my Godson today for the firt time since he cut the grass her a month or so ago. It pinged back *FAILED* so he's out of money. I've got some shirt's coming from the TilValhallaProject.com for me, him and my mechanic Chip. When they get here, I'll swing by his joint and get things squared away.
There once was a King who offered a prize to the artist who would paint the best picture of peace. Many artists tried. The King looked at all the pictures, but there were only two he really liked and he had to choose between them.
One picture was of a calm lake. The lake was a perfect mirror for the peaceful towering mountains all around. Overhead was a blue sky with fluffy white clouds. All who saw this picture thought that it was a perfect picture of peace.
The other picture had mountains too. But these were rugged and bare. Above was an angry sky from which rain fell, and in which lightning played. Down the side of the mountain tumbled a foaming waterfall.
This did not look peaceful at all. But when the King looked, he saw behind the waterfall a tiny bush growing in a crack in the rock. In the bush a mother bird had built her nest. There, in the midst of the rush of angry water, sat the mother bird on her nest ...perfect peace.
Which picture do you think won the prize? The King chose the second picture. Do you know why? "Because," explained the King, "peace does not mean to be in a place where there is no noise, trouble, or hard work. Peace means to be in the midst of all those things and still be calm in your heart. That is the real meaning of peace."
Just kidding, Lod, demonstrating how statists mangle common sense.
Fucking moron Mexicans start their cars at 3:45 every morning, wake me up and let them run for like 30 - 45 minutes. I think I should be allowed to shoot them. My sleep/mental health is just as important as their machismo, isn't it?