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Title: 5 Idiots Crushed After SUV Tips Over While Doing Burnouts & Donuts [HOLY SHIT! Major Darwin Award Winners]
Source: Salty Army
URL Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv-1I3P8KJo
Published: Dec 19, 2023
Author: Salty Cracker
Post Date: 2023-12-19 08:05:42 by Esso
Keywords: None
Views: 197
Comments: 6


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Future engineers and scientists, indeed. They must've skipped the lesson on 'center of gravity' though.

Jesus Christ, watch towards the end when someone drags a body in white pants out. Their legs were liquified.

Man, I bet that was painful.

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#1. To: Dakmar (#0) (Edited)

You'll like this... They sure made that SUV mad. It didn't stop until it got them all.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-12-19   8:06:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Esso (#0)

Too bad all of them survived. This is why evolution is a myth, and natural selection a joke.

"Call Me Ishmael" -Ishmael, A character from the book "Moby Dick" 1851. "Call Me Fishmeal" -Osama Bin Laden, A character created by the CIA, and the world's Hide And Seek Champion 2001-2011. -Tommythemadartist

TommyTheMadArtist  posted on  2023-12-19   11:17:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#2) (Edited)

Too bad all of them survived.

They'll wish they hadn't. (Edit) I need to show that video to Doc when she gets home and see what her reaction is. She's not a trauma doctor, but I assume she knows something about anatomy.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-12-19   11:30:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: TommyTheMadArtist, 4um (#3) (Edited)

It's unclear as to what is going on.

Correction to the title; 5 people suffered life-threatening injuries, 3 have apparently passed away already. The Driver had only minor injuries and was arrested at the scene.

They might be withholding information due to some of the pancakes being minors.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-12-19   13:12:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Esso (#0)

This type of activity should be encouraged and rewarded, especially in New York City, Chicago, Las Angeles, Detroit, Houston, and San Francisco. Get 20 on the vehicle and to it at 60-70 mph. Any survivors get taken 30 miles into the ocean and allowed to swim back.

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions. - George Carlin

Luke The Spook  posted on  2023-12-19   16:26:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Luke The Spook (#5)

For the past nine months I've had beaner street racers as nextdoor neighbors. The stupid fucks have ripped every bit of exhaust hardware off of their beanermobiles and start them up beginning as early as 3:45am, usually letting that one run for 45 minutes.

Just today they started at 6am, and had made at least five runs by 10am. Does that sound suspicious to anyone else?

I think they are muling fentanyl.

Indianapolis Police won't do shit about the noise.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-12-23   17:26:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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