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Title: Lawyers, Guns and Money Saturday Night Drinkin', Smokin' & Dance Thread
Source: Warren Zevon
URL Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPlMmwOq7U8
Published: Dec 23, 2023
Author: Pacman & Doc
Post Date: 2023-12-23 17:41:11 by Esso
Keywords: None
Views: 1309
Comments: 74


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Doc should be joining us shortly.

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#1. To: Esso (#0)

Doc should be joining us shortly.

Excellent, I have a full itinerary of morbid shit queued up. Just kidding, WTF is wrong with me?

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-12-23   17:46:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Esso (#0) (Edited)

Fuck it, this is hilarious

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-12-23   17:50:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Dakmar (#2)

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-12-23   18:15:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Esso (#3)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-12-23   18:17:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Dakmar (#4)

Falling in love with me

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-12-23   18:37:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Esso (#5)

LOL, I'm a freak for nylons. Find a girl with frilly socks and I'll keep her forever.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-12-23   18:42:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Dakmar (#6)

No ticket today?

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-12-23   18:48:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Esso (#5)

So...incompatible third world cultures should not be subsidised for the sole purpose of giving one political party the advantage in elections? Wow! Racist! :)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-12-23   18:48:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Esso (#7) (Edited)

First time I ever got on a motorized two-wheeler I dumped the clutch and stalled it. I was like 15yo, didn't end up on my ass but was still kind of embarassed. The bike was was my friends very cute sister's Honda 125. I (they) picked me up and I rode all the way to Greentown and back that day, I wasn't trying to race so I just let off the throttle to shift and it was fine.

Second time I rode was a Maico 400 2-stroke, I took it around the block. That beast would have run to 50mph in first gear. People in my neighborhood were nuts for even letting me try these monster machines. :)

I tried a Suzu 80cc for about 30ft one time and hit a phone box thing...STOP - went flying over the handlebars.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-12-23   19:04:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Dakmar (#8)

Doc has entered the fracas...

I saw your post from a couple weeks ago about taking care of your dear friend Jim. That was very sweet. Don't worry, he won't get away again.

OMG his play list is soooo sad.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-12-23   19:07:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Esso, Doc (#10) (Edited)

"Jesus died for somebody's sins but not mine" - Patti Smith

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-12-23   19:15:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Dakmar (#9)

I'm getting all kinds of EweToob shorts coming up that appears to be 13 y/o Asian girls on motor cycles now. Where the hell can little girls ride motorcycles on the roads?

You can't never get my motorcycle dirty

Doc's gonna think I'm a perv.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-12-23   19:28:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Esso (#12)

I just opened my front door and looked out. Why would creeps in pickup truck freak out, point at me, and run? I think neighbors are drug dealers.

Especially stupid drug dealers since they all have really loud cars. You would think not drawing attention would enter into their minds, but they just don't seem to be very clever.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-12-23   19:35:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: All (#12)

Doc:

He's not a perv but he is still an incorrigible horn dog after all these years. I should change his nickname from Pacman to Pachound or Pacdog. I should have tested him for rabies, distemper and STD's but that plan would have gone out the window two seconds after I looked into his eyes again and my heart melted.

I took him out the Saturday before last and he got me tipsy. I said something to him that really pissed him off about my job. He made me stay upstairs Sunday and watch the Judgment at Nuremberg movie. I didn't think he was ever going to speak to me again. They didn't teach that in med school.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-12-23   19:47:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: Dakmar (#13)

I think neighbors are drug dealers.

Yeah, I've got a bunch of drug dealers or something to the west of me down the alley, but they're not loud, it's some really expensive iron. There's more traffic in my alley than I-469.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-12-23   20:00:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: Esso (#15)

These beaners are morons, I hope they don't murder me because my LaVeiw porchlight cam is tracking them.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-12-23   20:04:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: Dakmar (#16)

Blast 'em with this...

Your mileage may vary.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-12-23   20:09:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: Dakmar (#16)

I can't stop watching these...

I can help😅😂🤣

I feel dirty.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-12-23   20:13:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: Esso (#17)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-12-23   20:17:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: Esso (#18)

Where is Teddy Kennedy buried? I want to piss on his grave.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-12-23   20:20:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: Dakmar (#20)

HAPPY THANKSGIVING Removed the dash to install my new harness and run my brake lines behind the dash

She'd be handy to have around. I've got the prostate exams covered, but you never know when I'm going to need the dash out of the clown car.

That just got me a slap and the look. "I'm not touching your butthole, and you're not touching mine!"

LOL, she knows me too well.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-12-23   20:29:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: Esso (#21)

God that girl has the most annoying voice ever. And I've been watching the old 80's sitcom "Newhart", Stephanie was hot, lol.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-12-23   20:37:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: Dakmar (#22)

And I've been watching the old 80's sitcom "Newhart", Stephanie was hot, lol.

Is that the blond?

You'll be glad to know Doc fits nicely into the Baily Quarters template.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-12-23   20:44:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: Esso (#23)

Yeah, I have a thing for Julia Duffy! :)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-12-23   20:51:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: Esso (#23)

WTF, was that Larry, his brother Daryl, and his other brother Daryl?

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-12-23   21:00:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#26. To: Dakmar (#24)

Yeah, I have a thing for Julia Duffy!

Most of the gals I married/dated fit into the Julia Duffy or Jan Smithers template with a few notable exceptions. There was one gal that was a dead ringer for Jamie Lee Curtis when she was totally hot. If Pam would've ever found out about her, I'd be dead. Manuela certainly didn't like the idea of her (we weren't seeing each other anymore).

There was this redbush named Mikki. She was hot as hell, and totally nutz.

Somebody found their present on the shelf above the TeeVee. I'm being poked and prodded to give up the secret. I'm gonna be black and blue tomorrow.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-12-23   21:08:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#27. To: Esso (#26)

Jamie Lee Curtis

I would have put a hatchet into that liberal cunt's skull had I even come within arms length.

I just started yelling "La Migra" at the hundreds of spic welfare recipients gathered on my sidewalk, lol, it's amazing how fast they can load those pickup trucks.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-12-23   21:14:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#28. To: Esso (#27)

Have I broached that point of evil where we can no longer be friends?

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-12-23   21:16:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#29. To: Dakmar (#27)

I would have put a hatchet into that liberal cunt's skull had I even come within arms length.

That was a long time ago before the internet and cell phones, I think. I wasn't interested in Linda's politics.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-12-23   21:19:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#30. To: Dakmar (#28)

Have I broached that point of evil where we can no longer be friends?

Keep poking a stick at the wets and we'll meet up in Valhalla.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-12-23   21:21:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#31. To: Esso (#29)

Linda? Get her out of my heart! :)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-12-23   21:21:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#32. To: Esso (#30)

Keep poking a stick at the wets and we'll meet up in Valhalla.

I'm thinking I want to move to a Klan town.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-12-23   21:22:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#33. To: Dakmar (#31)

Doc:

Do you know about this box I found? All Jim will say is wait and see. If it's what I think it is it might go a long way to calming my sons down but knowing Jim it will probably only enrage them more about what I'm doing. I've only got about a month more before I can file and get on with our lives.

I wish you could have seen Jim rollerskate back in the late 70s when I first saw him. He was very good. He could skate like a figure skater on TV and all the girls would swoon over him including my little sister. It was disgusting. He would usually skate with this tall elegant older girl with short brown hair. She was beautiful.

He told me they only skated together. I don't think I believe him. After I finally got his attention he'd take me to a little rink in New Haven to practice on Saturday afternoon so we could show off on Friday nights.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-12-23   21:47:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#34. To: Esso (#33)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-12-23   21:51:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#35. To: Dakmar (#33)

I think I know why Doc wanted to watch us carry on. This is embarrassing. I may have to spend the day tomorrow making redactions.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-12-23   21:52:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#36. To: All (#35)

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-12-23   22:13:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#37. To: All (#36)

This is for you daddy.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2023-12-23   22:14:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#38. To: Esso (#36)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-12-23   22:17:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#39. To: Esso (#37)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-12-23   22:19:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#40. To: Esso (#37)

Be glad I didn't post the GG Allin version, lol.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2023-12-23   22:21:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  



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