First time I ever got on a motorized two-wheeler I dumped the clutch and stalled it. I was like 15yo, didn't end up on my ass but was still kind of embarassed. The bike was was my friends very cute sister's Honda 125. I (they) picked me up and I rode all the way to Greentown and back that day, I wasn't trying to race so I just let off the throttle to shift and it was fine.
Second time I rode was a Maico 400 2-stroke, I took it around the block. That beast would have run to 50mph in first gear. People in my neighborhood were nuts for even letting me try these monster machines. :)
I tried a Suzu 80cc for about 30ft one time and hit a phone box thing...STOP - went flying over the handlebars.
I'm getting all kinds of EweToob shorts coming up that appears to be 13 y/o Asian girls on motor cycles now. Where the hell can little girls ride motorcycles on the roads?
I just opened my front door and looked out. Why would creeps in pickup truck freak out, point at me, and run? I think neighbors are drug dealers.
Especially stupid drug dealers since they all have really loud cars. You would think not drawing attention would enter into their minds, but they just don't seem to be very clever.
Yeah, I've got a bunch of drug dealers or something to the west of me down the alley, but they're not loud, it's some really expensive iron. There's more traffic in my alley than I-469.
Most of the gals I married/dated fit into the Julia Duffy or Jan Smithers template with a few notable exceptions. There was one gal that was a dead ringer for Jamie Lee Curtis when she was totally hot. If Pam would've ever found out about her, I'd be dead. Manuela certainly didn't like the idea of her (we weren't seeing each other anymore).
There was this redbush named Mikki. She was hot as hell, and totally nutz.
Somebody found their present on the shelf above the TeeVee. I'm being poked and prodded to give up the secret. I'm gonna be black and blue tomorrow.
I would have put a hatchet into that liberal cunt's skull had I even come within arms length.
I just started yelling "La Migra" at the hundreds of spic welfare recipients gathered on my sidewalk, lol, it's amazing how fast they can load those pickup trucks.