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Title: Nikki Haley Announces She Has Won New Hampshire By Negative 12 Points
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URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/nikki-h ... ampshire-by-negative-12-points
Published: Jan 24, 2024
Author: BabylonBee.com
Post Date: 2024-01-24 04:00:29 by Ada
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Views: 90
Comments: 4

CONCORD, NH — Presidential frontrunner and conservative favorite Nikki Haley announced that she has won the New Hampshire primary by a whopping negative 12 points, sources confirmed this evening.

"It's an honor to not be New Hampshire's overwhelming pick to not run against President Biden this fall," said Haley to an enthusiastic crowd of 12 Democrats. "Tonight we sent a loud and clear message to Donald Trump that we won't not not be ignored!"

Media outlets called the race early as Nikki Haley began to pull away by a negative 9 points. Sources expect the lead to grow to around negative 12.

At publishing time, Nikki Haley confirmed she would not definitely in no way not stay in the race.

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#1. To: Ada, 4um (#0)

Nikki Haley Officially Working for Democrat Party Now

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-01-24   10:19:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Esso (#1)

Nikki works for those who pay best

Ada  posted on  2024-01-24   10:25:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Ada (#2) (Edited)

I was picking up a serious bitter ex-wife type vibe from her last night, especially when she was intimating that Trump was senile.

Yeah, she'd be a great president, of Israel or Ukraine, maybe.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-01-24   10:36:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Esso (#3)

Another Indian politician who accepts the king's coin.

Ada  posted on  2024-01-24   14:28:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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