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Title: Dr. Kimmy's Early Birthday Party!
Source: Cap'n Brandon
URL Source: http://freedom4um.com
Published: Jan 27, 2024
Author: Esso, Dr. Kimmy
Post Date: 2024-01-27 17:49:55 by Esso
Keywords: None
Views: 408
Comments: 37

It's the good doctor's B-Day next week. I went out this morning and got her flowers, it was $195 including snacks and groceries for a couple weeks.

I wanted to take her out to a new bar I saw in New Haven a couple weeks ago on my way to the credit union and see if there was any dancing there, but the weather is really crapping out here.

She should be happy when she comes downstairs, I cleaned a lot of the black stuff out of the tub/shower earlier this week.

Join us for the party!

I can't believe she found me 43 years after drifting apart. The way she did it was genius.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIM! You better slow down, I think our ages were about 15% apart back in the day, you're probably only a percent and a quarter younger than me now.

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#1. To: Esso, DR Kimmy (#0)

Sunbeams aren't made for me

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-01-27   17:54:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Dakmar (#1)

I finally got the battery problem resolved in the Tacoma. The 11 y/o battery did take a charge, so I was able to back it out of the garage and get it away from the walls/obstructions.

While I was out yesterday, I stopped at Chip's Auto Repair to ask Chip if I could take the battery out without powering the electronics thru the OBD2 port. He said it'd be OK, so I asked him where was the best place to get a battery. Lo and behold, he just happened to have one. Date code 1-24, Interstate/NAPA $175 inc tax. It only took a deep-well 10mm 1/4" drive socket and wrench to do the job. The worst part was lifting the old one out with my arthritis- riddled hands, the new one had a handle.

You happy now???

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-01-27   18:06:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Esso (#0)

Stupid spicks "Boodin Boodin" morons don't even understand why I hate them..:(

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-01-27   18:10:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Esso (#2)

I finally got the battery problem resolved in the Tacoma. The 11 y/o battery did take a charge

Derp! The spics next door started the rev-rev-rev spic bullshit 10 minutes ago, so I started yelling "FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE SPIC!" and they went away. I knew that was the right thing to do, lol.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-01-27   18:17:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: All (#2)

Hey, Dakmar, it's nice to see you. Jim did clean the tub for me! For his birthday I might get him a maid to sweep and dust. A 90 year old maid if I can find one.

No more purple drink for me, it turned my stool green for two days and didn't taste as good as the red.

Kim.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-01-27   18:18:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Dakmar (#4)

I started yelling "FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE SPIC!"

I worry about you. I hope you're kidding. I wouldn't even do something that dangerous.

The 11 y/o battery did take a charge

If I'd have been thinking, I should've had Chip put one of his fancy battery analyzers on it to see what it said. 11 years has to be a record or something. I told Chip, "It's only got 11.000 miles on it (since 2013 new) it should've lasted a lot longer."

"That's not how it works, Pac"

"Well, DUH!"

I wonder what he'll think about the oil? I've only put a thousand miles on it since the last oil change I did, a year and a half ago. Does oil travel through time like batteries, or do the miles count there?

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-01-27   18:33:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Esso (#6)

I worry about you. I hope you're kidding. I wouldn't even do something that dangerous.

They are challenging my authoritah.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-01-27   18:38:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Esso (#6) (Edited)

I hope you're kidding. I wouldn't even do something that dangerous.

Invaders gonna get get bonked with sledgehammer, that's the way it has to be, Streisand.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-01-27   18:42:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Dakmar (#7)

I know if you let microwave popcorn sit in the cupboard too long the oil gets rancid. Does motor oil do the same thing? I bought some cheap Kroger microwave popcorn a month or so ago and put it in the deep freezer. It really popped good when I made it for Doc a week or so ago.

I thought it might pop in the freezer like a frozen pipe.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-01-27   18:48:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Esso (#9)

Oil is oil, ask George Herbert Fucking Walker Rockefeller about your problem, bitch! :)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-01-27   18:54:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Dakmar (#8)

Invaders gonna get get bonked with sledgehammer, that's the way it has to be, Streisand.

I miss Cheems.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-01-27   19:00:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Esso, Doc (#5)

No more purple drink for me, it turned my stool green for two days and didn't taste as good as the red.

The green poop from eating Malt-O-Meal Colossal Berry Crunch is equally disconcerting. Seeing anything green in terlet pretty much makes me wonder why my poop is green.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-01-27   19:02:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Esso (#11)

You can call me Al! :)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-01-27   19:06:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: Esso (#11)

I should have quit you, baby!@ :_

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-01-27   19:09:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: All (#14)

Be bold, we will win.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-01-27   19:15:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: All (#11)

OMG! Is there anybody or anything that hasn't died after meeting Packhound? That dog video brought tears to my eyes and I'm not supposed to cry.

Jim said that somebody named him the black widower. The only people he hasn't killed seems to be his ex wife and that bitch old woman ex girlfriend that won't leave him alone.

Don't ever let him tell you the story about Beirut. He had me crying like a baby. I've seen his physical scars. I wonder what's under the surface. You don't want to get him mad.

Kim.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-01-27   19:19:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: Esso (#16)

Your scaring me, PacMan. All I know about Lebannon is blonde hashish.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-01-27   19:28:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: Esso, Doc (#16)

https://www.bobdylan.com/songs/mama-you-been-my-mind/

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-01-27   19:55:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: All (#16)

Dakkie, it's not as bad as Doc makes it out to be. I went through a shit- ton of counselling after Beirut 23Oct1983, as did everybody who was involved I'd guess. At what number do you stop counting the bodies? 1, 2, n?

I think Kimmy is carrying a lot of survival guilt and fear (she had some shots forced on her) over the clot-shots. She's not a research scientist.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-01-27   20:48:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: Esso (#19)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-01-27   20:51:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: Esso, Doc (#19)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-01-27   20:58:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: Dakmar (#19)

Jim, I loved listening to you guys bandy back and forth when my Jim put us on speakerphone. I love you both. That's why I thought you might be brothers in the past.

Kim.

p.s. I want to dance with my man without wheels. You can't get to close on skates or you'll crash.

I hope I can meet you someday if my life ever settles down.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-01-27   21:00:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: Esso, Doc, Kimmy (#22)

Leave it to me to fuck everything up, lol

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-01-27   21:07:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: Dakmar (#23)

Leave it to me to fuck everything up, lol

That's you in the kneehigh bellbottoms isn't it?

Kim.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-01-27   21:25:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: Esso (#24)

I need more liquor

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-01-27   21:30:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#26. To: Dakmar (#24)

She's been making her own drinks, man. I think she likes you.

I'm wondering which one of us is going to jail now that she's swinging her MD authoritai around?

I think "Kimmay!" might be a mean drunk.

She's just fucking around.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-01-27   21:43:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#27. To: Esso, kimmy (#26)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-01-27   21:49:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#28. To: Esso (#26)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-01-27   21:56:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#29. To: Dakmar (#27)

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-01-27   21:59:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#30. To: Esso, dr kimmy (#29)

why I am such an asshole? lol

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-01-27   22:09:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#31. To: All (#30) (Edited)

It's not that I'm vindictive, but once I get pissed off that's it, here's your stuff, go away now...:)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-01-27   22:19:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#32. To: Dakmar, Dr Kimmy 4um (#30)

I don't think the good doctor is understanding the subtleties of our meaningless blather and it's time to shut it down.

Our he'in and she'in parts still fit together perfectly after four plus decades.

G'night, y'all.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-01-27   22:30:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#33. To: All (#31) (Edited)

This was the period where Ronnie Lane was too sick to play, thanks to MS and their Jew ripoff manager Don Arden. Lane was replaced by Tetsu Yamauchi, seen in this video. Arden later sicked his dogs on his daughter, Sharon Osborne, resulting in a miscarriage of her first pregnancy.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-01-27   22:37:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#34. To: Esso (#32)

Peace, love, and happy bullshit.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-01-27   22:38:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#35. To: Esso (#32)

"That dog must be replaced by a gay woman of of color" - Kathleen Kennedy

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-01-27   22:45:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#36. To: Dakmar (#35)

About choked on my coffee… If Cheems had a biography on Netflix.

"Call Me Ishmael" -Ishmael, A character from the book "Moby Dick" 1851. "Call Me Fishmeal" -Osama Bin Laden, A character created by the CIA, and the world's Hide And Seek Champion 2001-2011. -Tommythemadartist

TommyTheMadArtist  posted on  2024-01-28   8:18:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#37. To: Esso (#0)

We worked front stage security for Garth Brooks in Iowa City back in 1996. That was the year we were doing shows on the road.

I was standing on corner of Stage Left. I was wearing mu straw cowboy hat. People had brought gifts for Garth to us. We put them on the corner of the stage.

Garth came over to pick them up. When he leaned over he whacked me in the hat with the head of his guitar. That was when they took the picture.

It was in the Des Moines Register on Section Two of Page One.

When I opened the hotel room door the morning of the second show to get breakfast, the door across the hall was open. This girl in the room saw me and started pointing and shouting,'IT' YOU! IT'S YOU!"

She came running out of the room still shouting while pointing at the newspaper, IT'S YOU! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?"

So I signed the paper for her. Then went downstairs and cleaned out the paper machine.

When we got back to Chicago, the. Ery next concert on the north side I hand a copy to Bill, one of my supervisors. He held it up and Danny D the boss said, "Tex, this is neat. I'm going to cut it out and hang it in the office."

That is one of those old memories I am grateful to recall because the meningitis wiped out so much. ;(

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke

BTP Holdings  posted on  2024-01-28   9:35:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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