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Title: The Babylon Bee Guide To Which Statues You Can And Can't Tear Down
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URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/the-bab ... ues-you-can-and-cant-tear-down
Published: Feb 1, 2024
Author: BabylonBee.com
Post Date: 2024-02-01 05:32:39 by Ada
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In the year 2024, knowing which statues you can tear down is more confusing then ever! Will you be hailed as a hero of progress for fighting valiantly against colonization, or vilified and brought up on criminal charges for vandalizing a sacred monument?

Thankfully, The Babylon Bee has done your homework for you and put together the following guide to which statues you can — or can't — tear down:

Yes: Thomas Jefferson, known bigot and slave owner No: Satan, brave and inclusive hero

Yes: George Washington, father of racist country No: George Floyd, father of Black Lives Matter

Yes: Andrew Jackson, white-skinned man who hosted dinner served by slaves No: Michael Jackson, white-skinned man who hosted fun sleepovers with kids

Yes: Abraham Lincoln, war-mongering Republican president No: Xi Jinping, honorable Chinese president

Yes: Robert E. Lee, model of Confederacy No: Male models in fountain at The Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Want To Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too

Yes: Marines hoisting flag on Iwo Jima, symbol of male toxicity No: Drag queens hoisting Pride flag, symbol of males being stunning and fabulous Yes: Confederate solider, who killed his own countrymen No: Antifa soldier, who killed his own countrymen

Yes: Jesus, leader of evil and intolerant Christians No: Jesus holding a rainbow flag, leader of good and tolerant faux- Christians

By following the list above, you can eliminate all the guesswork the next time you're looking for a statue to destroy.

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