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Title: 10 Major Figures From The Bible: Their Political Parties Revealed
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URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/10-majo ... eir-political-parties-revealed
Published: Feb 20, 2024
Author: BabylonBee
Post Date: 2024-02-20 08:10:53 by Ada
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Views: 489
Comments: 2

Though many people try to make the case that religion and politics don't mix, the truth is that political affiliations have been a part of history for thousands of years. Even your most beloved biblical figures were committed supporters of specific political parties.

The Babylon Bee is here to shed more light on the topic by revealing the following list of Bible characters and their political parties:

Noah: Democrat. Huge believer in climate change.

Methuselah: Democrat. Currently serving as President of the United States.

Sodom & Gomorrah: The entire city was filled with Libertarians.

Lazarus: Republican when he was alive. Democrat when he wasn't.

Caiaphas: Democrat. He loved dragging his political enemies to court on false charges.

Balaam's Donkey: Democrat. Party mascot.

Job: Republican. Couldn't stop losing.

Peter: Denied party affiliation three times.

Satan: Democrat. Founder of the party.

Jesus: Republican. Everybody knows this.

We hope you will take this valuable knowledge and use it to validate all your political affiliations. It's what Jesus would do, probably.

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#1. To: Ada (#0)

Jesus: democrat, he wanted everyone to follow him as do as he said and do not ask questions, Wait republicans are like that also

Darkwing  posted on  2024-02-20   10:21:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Ada (#0)

I found a twenty dollar bill in the grocery store parking lot; I asked myself "what would Jesus do?". I went inside the store and turned it into a bottle of wine.

ghostrider  posted on  2024-02-20   16:56:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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