I'm not going to waste my time posting this, it should be a clusterfuck extraordinaire. It brings to mind the time that me and a former girlfriend were visiting my mother in rehab and one of the senile geezers called us Mutt and Jeff.
She was 4'11" and chubby, I was 5'11' and thin.
"Let's do pushups Fat! Not a joke. C'mon man!" - Pedo Pete
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