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Title: I spent my 15th birthday at my Dad's funeral in 1976
Source: Pacman
URL Source: http://freedom4um.com
Published: May 13, 2024
Author: Baz Luhrmann
Post Date: 2024-05-13 23:45:24 by Esso
Keywords: None
Views: 418
Comments: 4

The advice about sunscreen is as good as getting clot-shots. My stockbroker, Becky (Dee), liked this song. I think she's dead now.

I've got a wealthy ex-spouse now, It's my money and stuff. Shit happens.

Nobody dances anymore that me and Kimmy can find. I miss that. Maybe we can go to the Legion or VFW on Saturday night for the single's night. I'm single, she will be soon. I'm fat as fuck now, but I'm charming and delightful, GODDAMMIT! Dr. Kimmy is still a hot little hammer as she was at 15 as she is at 60.

Last couple of times me and Doc went out, everybody is looking at their phones.


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I love Doc so much. I can't believe our divergent paths led us both into being killers at different times.

Ask Stumpy why he calls himself Mark Watney sometime.

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#1. To: 4um, Mark Watney (#0)

I spent my 15th birthday at my Dad's funeral in 1976

Pat me on top of my head and tell me "Everything's going to be OK" and see what happens.

I love you, man. I'm so fucking tired.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-05-13   23:57:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Mark Watney, 4um (#1)

I love you, man.

You're always such a buzz-kill when you when you show up at an event in shorts and a T-shirt. Everybody looks at their extremities uncomfortably.

We've got a few folks turned off at the jooWars. Kimmy's reaction was precious when you pulled up your pant legs and sleeve. I thought she was going to faint.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-05-14   0:21:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: All (#2)

I miss the 80s.

And not being in pain.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-05-14   1:38:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Mark Watney, 4um (#3) (Edited)

Go to bed, Stumpy. Kimmy's sister is still married.

That gal in the white cowboy hat that waited and smirked until she broke the bad boy's back was Pam. She liked me to suffer a little bit. It always made the sex better.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-05-14   1:43:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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