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Title: Drunk Driving
Source: Zerohedge
URL Source: https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/t ... cohol-related-arrest-two-years
Published: Jun 13, 2024
Author: JUST THE FACTS [ZH poster]
Post Date: 2024-06-13 16:22:39 by Esso
Keywords: None
Views: 9002
Comments: 27

A police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible drunk drivers. [Sounds like Spudz]

At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered a Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.

The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the designated decoy."

"Son-of-a-bitch!!!" Said the police officer


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That was the funniest thing I've seen all day.

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#2. To: Esso (#0)

See, we just need slick white suites!

Dakmar  posted on  2024-06-13   18:13:54 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Dakmar (#2)

Esso  posted on  2024-06-13   19:21:21 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Esso (#3)

Dakmar  posted on  2024-06-13   20:03:39 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Dakmar (#4) (Edited)

(Edit) A lot of that was CGI/AI, but accurate, nonetheless.

I remember putting a guy's hand on his guts and screaming for a medic that wasn't there like the video CGI. The Doggie saying goodbye on the casket about kills me.

Ronald Reagan never looked at his watch during the Dignified Transfer.

Esso  posted on  2024-06-13   20:08:45 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Esso (#5)

I remember putting a guy's hand on his guts and screaming for a medic that wasn't there like the video CGI. The Doggie saying goodbye on the casket about kills me.

Ronald Reagan never looked at his watch during the Dignified Transfer.

>Patton’s “Blood and Guts” Speech">

But Patton was never a fucking sunbeam like me, right?

Dakmar  posted on  2024-06-13   20:51:38 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Dakmar (#10)

Patton was a little before my time, but you'll always be my little fucking sunbeam, Dak.

Esso  posted on  2024-06-13   20:56:00 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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Dakmar  posted on  2024-06-13   21:00:42 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: Dakmar (#13)

Next time I send you a package, I promise it won't be CIA "Deer Guns", I promise.

How much crack can you march out? The Covi shots have really fucked up my dealer network.

Can semis navigate in your hood?

Esso  posted on  2024-06-13   21:16:05 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: Esso (#14)

Grateful Dead - Monkey And The Engineer - 10/31/1980 - Radio City Music Hall

Dakmar  posted on  2024-06-13   21:25:16 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: Esso (#16)

A song about tragedy narrowly averted, lol

Dakmar  posted on  2024-06-13   22:08:24 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: Dakmar (#18)

I had a dream about a gal the other night. She was an old gal, I haven't seen Jan H****** from 20 or 30 years ago.

Esso  posted on  2024-06-13   22:13:00 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: Esso (#19)

Most of the dreams I remember involve either family or former co-workers being mean to to me for no reason, until I just go mean right back. Shit, most of these tormentors are fucking dead, I have no idea why they worry me.

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