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Title: It's Dr. Kimmy date night!
Source: Pacman
URL Source: http://freedom4um.com
Published: Jun 29, 2024
Author: Cap'n Brandon
Post Date: 2024-06-29 17:58:56 by Esso
Keywords: None
Views: 3115
Comments: 44

I bought Doc flowers and treats this morning and cleaned up my bathrooms. New rule: Kimmy only gets flowers if she stayed all weekend from the previous week.

Made her homemade coleslaw, got more Wint-O-Green Lifesavers, made pickled beets, got two frozen creampies, one sugar, one whipped cheesecake, a $7.29 bag of Ruffles potato chips and dip.

She should be here very soon.

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#1. To: Dakmar (#0) (Edited)

You better not stand-up your secret admirer two weeks in a row.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-06-29   18:00:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#2. To: Dr. Kimmy (#1) (Edited)

Tell your Uber driver to step on it. I'm dying to compare body counts, and I'm sure you're dying to interrogate my phone. Sorry, it was a boring week. 0.0 kills, I'm sure you did better...

Clot-shots are more effective than Glocks or Deer Guns.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-06-29   18:11:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#3. To: Dakmar (#2)

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-06-29   18:26:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#4. To: Esso (#3)

For same money as clown car, you could have bought this, lol.

Just messing with you, I don't need a race car either.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-06-29   18:44:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#5. To: Esso (#4)

2:40 - Pedestrian Killers, lol

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-06-29   18:50:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#6. To: Dakmar (#4)

Glad you could take the time time to visit with me. I missed you last weekend.

Pac's phone was suspiciously sedate this week. Do you want to tell me about it?

Kim

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-06-29   19:00:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#7. To: Kimmy (#6)

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-06-29   19:05:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#8. To: PacHound (#0)

New rule: Kimmy only gets flowers if she stayed all weekend from the previous week.

You are insufferable.

Kim

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-06-29   19:08:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#9. To: Pac and Dak (#8)

You two need to grow up, but you make me feel young again. Straighten up!

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-06-29   19:13:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#10. To: Pac (#9)

Do you remember skating to this?

Kim

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-06-29   19:17:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#11. To: Kimmy (#10)

Do you remember skating to this?

No, I remember bits and pieces. Sorry.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-06-29   19:20:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#12. To: Esso (#6) (Edited)

Pac's phone was suspiciously sedate this week. Do you want to tell me about it?

Ummm, there were giants...yes giants keeping me away. I was furious, but managed to break free, now here I am! :)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-06-29   19:31:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#13. To: Dakmar, Dr. Kimmy (#12)

I don't even want to know what's on her fancy-ass phone. Less to keep me awake at night.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-06-29   19:37:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#14. To: Esso (#10)

Do you remember skating to this?

I remember falling on my tail bone the time my friends took me to skating rink but I almost got kicked out because of their rental policy.

Truth is it went deeper than that, but boils down to clumsy cripple wanting to hang out with friends and being forced to take on dangerous assignment for the "privilege".

Shit, I was willing to drop $100 worth of quarters in their arcade games, but that wasn't enough. "Let's make a paranoid nebbish fight the Wrastlers, or something, lol.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-06-29   19:39:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#15. To: Dakmar (#14)

This should be Pac's theme song.

Kim

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-06-29   20:05:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#16. To: Kim, Esso (#15)

Since about 1974, my father has insisted we play "Born to be Wild" as his eulogy. I've always supported it, but thought it was weird when he argued with me about it, I was on board anyway.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-06-29   20:12:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#17. To: Esso, Kim (#15)

If either of you have a say over my mouldering corpse, I really want my heaping lump of fat to be left in the desert to be picked clean by carrion eating vultures. Or The Ventures if they get hungry!

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-06-29   20:17:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#18. To: Dakmar (#16)

Since about 1974, my father has insisted we play "Born to be Wild" as his eulogy. I've always supported it, but thought it was weird when he argued with me about it, I was on board anyway.

Auto workers are a funny breed, is he still extant?

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-06-29   20:18:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#19. To: Esso (#18)

calling you, lol

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-06-29   20:20:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#20. To: Esso, Kim (#18)

Pipeline - The Chantays

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-06-29   20:47:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#21. To: Dakmar (#17)

There's a dead animal in the alley (on Satan's side) I don't know what it is, maybe a big cat or a small coon.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-06-29   20:49:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#22. To: Esso (#21)

There's a dead animal in the alley (on Satan's side) I don't know what it is, maybe a big cat or a small coon.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-06-29   20:51:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#23. To: Dakmar (#22)

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-06-29   20:54:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#24. To: Esso (#23)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-06-29   20:55:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#25. To: Dakmar (#24)

Kim

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-06-29   20:59:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#26. To: Esso (#25)

I hate pop/modern music :)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-06-29   21:03:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#27. To: Dakmar (#26)

I hate pop/modern music

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-06-29   21:12:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#28. To: Esso (#27)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-06-29   21:16:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#29. To: All (#27)

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-06-29   21:16:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#30. To: All (#27)

Pac probably banged her too.

Kim

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-06-29   21:21:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#31. To: Kimmy (#30)

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-06-29   21:29:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#32. To: Esso (#31)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-06-29   21:31:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#33. To: Esso (#31) (Edited)

Retracted, this is more fun!

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-06-29   21:33:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#34. To: Dakmar (#32)

I love Jim and I know he loves me. When I see him, his eyes get all gooey and soft like I was a puppy or something. The first thing he does is rub my butt and kiss me.

I know he loves you, hopefully without the butt rubbing.

Kimmy

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-06-29   21:41:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#35. To: Esso (#31)

Fuck Poncho Villa! :)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-06-29   21:42:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#36. To: Esso (#34)

When I see him, his eyes get all gooey

There's a shot can fix that! :)

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-06-29   21:45:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#37. To: Dakmar (#36)

I like puppies.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-06-29   21:48:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#38. To: Esso (#37)

I can count on your campaign donations?

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-06-29   21:52:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#39. To: Dakmar (#36)

There's a shot can fix that!

I hope there's not. My shot days are waning. I'm not happy about conspiracy theorists knowing more about my job than I do.

Kim

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-06-29   21:53:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

#40. To: Dakmar (#38)

can count on your campaign donations?

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-06-29   21:54:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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