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Title: It's Dr. Kimmy date night!
Source: Pacman
URL Source: http://freedom4um.com
Published: Jun 29, 2024
Author: Cap'n Brandon
Post Date: 2024-06-29 17:58:56 by Esso
Keywords: None
Views: 5005
Comments: 44

I bought Doc flowers and treats this morning and cleaned up my bathrooms. New rule: Kimmy only gets flowers if she stayed all weekend from the previous week.

Made her homemade coleslaw, got more Wint-O-Green Lifesavers, made pickled beets, got two frozen creampies, one sugar, one whipped cheesecake, a $7.29 bag of Ruffles potato chips and dip.

She should be here very soon.

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#8. To: PacHound (#0)

New rule: Kimmy only gets flowers if she stayed all weekend from the previous week.

You are insufferable.

Kim

Esso  posted on  2024-06-29   19:08:15 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Pac and Dak (#8)

You two need to grow up, but you make me feel young again. Straighten up!

Esso  posted on  2024-06-29   19:13:07 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Pac (#9)

Do you remember skating to this?

Kim

Esso  posted on  2024-06-29   19:17:28 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: Esso (#10)

Do you remember skating to this?

I remember falling on my tail bone the time my friends took me to skating rink but I almost got kicked out because of their rental policy.

Truth is it went deeper than that, but boils down to clumsy cripple wanting to hang out with friends and being forced to take on dangerous assignment for the "privilege".

Shit, I was willing to drop $100 worth of quarters in their arcade games, but that wasn't enough. "Let's make a paranoid nebbish fight the Wrastlers, or something, lol.

Dakmar  posted on  2024-06-29   19:39:20 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: Dakmar (#14)

This should be Pac's theme song.

Kim

Esso  posted on  2024-06-29   20:05:55 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: Esso, Kim (#15)

If either of you have a say over my mouldering corpse, I really want my heaping lump of fat to be left in the desert to be picked clean by carrion eating vultures. Or The Ventures if they get hungry!

Dakmar  posted on  2024-06-29   20:17:34 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: Dakmar (#17)

There's a dead animal in the alley (on Satan's side) I don't know what it is, maybe a big cat or a small coon.

Esso  posted on  2024-06-29   20:49:16 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: Esso (#21)

There's a dead animal in the alley (on Satan's side) I don't know what it is, maybe a big cat or a small coon.

Dakmar  posted on  2024-06-29   20:51:50 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: Dakmar (#22)

Esso  posted on  2024-06-29   20:54:25 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: Esso (#23)

Dakmar  posted on  2024-06-29   20:55:10 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: Dakmar (#24)

Kim

Esso  posted on  2024-06-29   20:59:52 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#26. To: Esso (#25)

I hate pop/modern music :)

Dakmar  posted on  2024-06-29   21:03:19 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#27. To: Dakmar (#26)

I hate pop/modern music

Esso  posted on  2024-06-29   21:12:36 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#30. To: All (#27)

Pac probably banged her too.

Kim

Esso  posted on  2024-06-29   21:21:11 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#31. To: Kimmy (#30)

Esso  posted on  2024-06-29   21:29:54 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#32. To: Esso (#31)

Dakmar  posted on  2024-06-29   21:31:13 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#34. To: Dakmar (#32)

I love Jim and I know he loves me. When I see him, his eyes get all gooey and soft like I was a puppy or something. The first thing he does is rub my butt and kiss me.

I know he loves you, hopefully without the butt rubbing.

Kimmy

Esso  posted on  2024-06-29   21:41:35 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#36. To: Esso (#34)

When I see him, his eyes get all gooey

There's a shot can fix that! :)

Dakmar  posted on  2024-06-29   21:45:40 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#39. To: Dakmar (#36)

There's a shot can fix that!

I hope there's not. My shot days are waning. I'm not happy about conspiracy theorists knowing more about my job than I do.

Kim

Esso  posted on  2024-06-29   21:53:18 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#42. To: Esso, Kim (#39)

I'm not happy about conspiracy theorists knowing more about my job than I do.

Welcome to the world of licensing. Do you think I'm happy about sharing my secret moonshine recipe with the entire fucking world? I will divulge, it's less than 18% Fentanyl! And about 3% scrotum lint, but it keeps them coming back for more!

Dakmar  posted on  2024-06-29   22:02:04 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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