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Title: It's Dr. Kimmy date night!
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Pacman
URL Source: http://freedom4um.com
Published: Jun 29, 2024
Author: Cap'n Brandon
Post Date: 2024-06-29 17:58:56 by Esso
Keywords: None
Views: 4593
Comments: 44
I bought Doc flowers and treats this morning and cleaned up my bathrooms. New rule: Kimmy only gets flowers if she stayed all weekend from the previous week. Made her homemade coleslaw, got more Wint-O-Green Lifesavers, made pickled beets, got two frozen creampies, one sugar, one whipped cheesecake, a $7.29 bag of Ruffles potato chips and dip. She should be here very soon.
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#1. To: Dakmar (#0)
(Edited)
You better not stand-up your secret admirer two weeks in a row. Clot-shots are more effective than Glocks or Deer Guns.
For same money as clown car, you could have bought this, lol. Just messing with you, I don't need a race car either. “I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
2:40 - Pedestrian Killers, lol
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Glad you could take the time time to visit with me. I missed you last weekend. Pac's phone was suspiciously sedate this week. Do you want to tell me about it? Kim
You are insufferable. Kim You two need to grow up, but you make me feel young again. Straighten up! Do you remember skating to this? Kim No, I remember bits and pieces. Sorry. Ummm, there were giants...yes giants keeping me away. I was furious, but managed to break free, now here I am! :) “I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
I don't even want to know what's on her fancy-ass phone. Less to keep me awake at night. I remember falling on my tail bone the time my friends took me to skating rink but I almost got kicked out because of their rental policy. Truth is it went deeper than that, but boils down to clumsy cripple wanting to hang out with friends and being forced to take on dangerous assignment for the "privilege". Shit, I was willing to drop $100 worth of quarters in their arcade games, but that wasn't enough. "Let's make a paranoid nebbish fight the Wrastlers, or something, lol. “I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
This should be Pac's theme song. Kim Since about 1974, my father has insisted we play "Born to be Wild" as his eulogy. I've always supported it, but thought it was weird when he argued with me about it, I was on board anyway.
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
If either of you have a say over my mouldering corpse, I really want my heaping lump of fat to be left in the desert to be picked clean by carrion eating vultures. Or The Ventures if they get hungry!
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Auto workers are a funny breed, is he still extant? calling you, lol
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
There's a dead animal in the alley (on Satan's side) I don't know what it is, maybe a big cat or a small coon. “I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Kim I hate pop/modern music :) “I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Pac probably banged her too. Kim
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Retracted, this is more fun!
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
I love Jim and I know he loves me. When I see him, his eyes get all gooey and soft like I was a puppy or something. The first thing he does is rub my butt and kiss me. I know he loves you, hopefully without the butt rubbing. Kimmy Fuck Poncho Villa! :) “I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
There's a shot can fix that! :) “I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
I can count on your campaign donations? “I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
I hope there's not. My shot days are waning. I'm not happy about conspiracy theorists knowing more about my job than I do. Kim Welcome to the world of licensing. Do you think I'm happy about sharing my secret moonshine recipe with the entire fucking world? I will divulge, it's less than 18% Fentanyl! And about 3% scrotum lint, but it keeps them coming back for more! “I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
they had three convictions, and that's a magic number...
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#2. To: Dr. Kimmy (#1)
(Edited)
Tell your Uber driver to step on it. I'm dying to compare body counts, and I'm sure you're dying to interrogate my phone. Sorry, it was a boring week. 0.0 kills, I'm sure you did better...
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#3. To: Dakmar (#2)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#4. To: Esso (#3)
#5. To: Esso (#4)
#6. To: Dakmar (#4)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#7. To: Kimmy (#6)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#8. To: PacHound (#0)
New rule: Kimmy only gets flowers if she stayed all weekend from the previous week.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#9. To: Pac and Dak (#8)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#10. To: Pac (#9)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#11. To: Kimmy (#10)
Do you remember skating to this?
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#12. To: Esso (#6)
(Edited)
Pac's phone was suspiciously sedate this week. Do you want to tell me about it?
#13. To: Dakmar, Dr. Kimmy (#12)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#14. To: Esso (#10)
Do you remember skating to this?
#15. To: Dakmar (#14)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#16. To: Kim, Esso (#15)
#17. To: Esso, Kim (#15)
#18. To: Dakmar (#16)
Since about 1974, my father has insisted we play "Born to be Wild" as his eulogy. I've always supported it, but thought it was weird when he argued with me about it, I was on board anyway.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#19. To: Esso (#18)
#20. To: Esso, Kim (#18)
Pipeline - The Chantays
#21. To: Dakmar (#17)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#22. To: Esso (#21)
There's a dead animal in the alley (on Satan's side) I don't know what it is, maybe a big cat or a small coon.
#23. To: Dakmar (#22)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#24. To: Esso (#23)
#25. To: Dakmar (#24)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#26. To: Esso (#25)
#27. To: Dakmar (#26)
I hate pop/modern music
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#28. To: Esso (#27)
#29. To: All (#27)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#30. To: All (#27)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#31. To: Kimmy (#30)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#32. To: Esso (#31)
#33. To: Esso (#31)
(Edited)
#34. To: Dakmar (#32)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#35. To: Esso (#31)
#36. To: Esso (#34)
When I see him, his eyes get all gooey
#37. To: Dakmar (#36)
I like puppies.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#38. To: Esso (#37)
#39. To: Dakmar (#36)
There's a shot can fix that!
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#40. To: Dakmar (#38)
can count on your campaign donations?
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#41. To: All (#40)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#42. To: Esso, Kim (#39)
I'm not happy about conspiracy theorists knowing more about my job than I do.
#43. To: Esso (#41)
Assholes like Biden are the only reason bands like Black Sabbath are needed.
#44. To: Esso (#41)
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