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Title: Gotta Be Over 40 to Understand
Source: email list
URL Source: http://email
Published: Jun 9, 2006
Author: unkonwn
Post Date: 2006-06-09 13:05:30 by Jethro Tull
Keywords: None
Views: 3181
Comments: 232

Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't get food poisoning.

My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter AND I used to eat a bite raw sometimes, too.

Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper, in a brown paper bag, not in icepack coolers, but I can't remember anybody getting e.coli.

Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake instead of a pristine pool (talk about boring), no beach closures then.

The term cell phone would have conjured up a phone in a jail cell, and a pager was the school PA system.

We all took gym, not PE... and risked permanent injury with a pair of hightop Ked's (only worn in gym) instead of having cross-training athletic shoes with air cushion soles and built-in light reflectors. I can't recall any injuries but they must have happened, because they tell us how much safer we are now....

Flunking gym was not an option... even for stupid kids! I guess PE must be much harder than gym.

What an archaic health system we had then. Remember school nurses? Ours wore a hat and everything, and she could even give you an aspirin for a headache or fever.

I thought that I was supposed to accomplish something before I was allowed to be proud of myself.

Oh yeah..and where was the Benadryl and sterilization kit when I got that bee sting? I could have been killed!

We played 'king of the hill' on piles of gravel left on vacant construction sites, and when we got hurt, Mom pulled out the 48-cent bottle of Mercurochrome (kids liked it better because it didn't sting like iodine did) and then we got our butt spanked! Now it's a trip to the emergency room, followed by a 10-day dose of a $49 bottle of antibiotics, and then Mom calls the attorney to sue the contractor for leaving a horribly vicious pile of gravel where it was such a threat.

We didn't act up at the neighbor's house either, because if we did, we got our butt spanked there, and then we got butt spanked again when we got home.

I recall Donny Reynolds from next door coming over and doing his tricks on the front stoop, just before he fell off. Little did his Mom know that she could have owned our house. Instead, she picked him up and swatted him for being such a goof.

To top it off, not a single person I knew had ever been told that they were from a "dysfunctional family". How could we possibly have known that we needed to get into group therapy and anger management classes? We were obviously so duped by so many societal ills, that we didn't even notice that the entire country wasn't taking Prozac! How did we ever survive?


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#1. To: Jethro Tull (#0)

Yes to all!

Nitre' and Paragoric cured everything....hmmm.....no wonder it's off the market.

We walked or rode our bicycles. We didn't need a mini-van to get us two blocks down the street.

You could go to the corner store and get a real "Ring Ding." not those puny things with the waxy chocalate they sell now.

Grumble Jones  posted on  2006-06-09   13:24:15 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Grumble Jones (#1)

Mom sent me to the pharmacy with a note to buy paragoric.

Gee, if I only knew, I'd have kept that note and hit every pharmacy for miles!

HOUNDDAWG  posted on  2006-06-09   13:34:43 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#119. To: HOUNDDAWG (#3)

Mom sent me to the pharmacy with a note to buy paragoric.

Dad sent me to the drugstore to buy the raw materials for gunpowder.

Indrid Cold  posted on  2006-06-09   20:11:44 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#129. To: Indrid Cold (#119)

Used to be a parent could send a kid to the store with a note to buy cigarettes and I think beer. Cigarettes, for sure......

rowdee  posted on  2006-06-09   21:32:30 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#132. To: rowdee (#129)

I bought cigarettes when I was 14 or so, and looked it. They didn't care. I acted old enough to be trusted with a lighter...

We're not better off now that they're forced to care at threat of fine/imprisonment, or ruinous lawsuit. That just leaves the path clear for freaks with an agenda.

Dakmar  posted on  2006-06-09   21:39:32 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#141. To: Dakmar (#132)

I'm putting together one of them old- timey mini bikes that used to be $129 in the Montgomey Wards catalog.

Probably considered a WMD now.

Esso  posted on  2006-06-09   22:04:07 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#148. To: Esso (#141)

I'm putting together one of them old- timey mini bikes that used to be $129 in the Montgomey Wards catalog.

What's next...one of those Sears catalog houses?

Jethro Tull  posted on  2006-06-09   22:15:40 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#151. To: Jethro Tull (#148)

See #147.

Esso  posted on  2006-06-09   22:18:40 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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