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Title: Gotta Be Over 40 to Understand
Source: email list
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Published: Jun 9, 2006
Author: unkonwn
Post Date: 2006-06-09 13:05:30 by Jethro Tull
Keywords: None
Views: 3303
Comments: 232

Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't get food poisoning.

My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter AND I used to eat a bite raw sometimes, too.

Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper, in a brown paper bag, not in icepack coolers, but I can't remember anybody getting e.coli.

Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake instead of a pristine pool (talk about boring), no beach closures then.

The term cell phone would have conjured up a phone in a jail cell, and a pager was the school PA system.

We all took gym, not PE... and risked permanent injury with a pair of hightop Ked's (only worn in gym) instead of having cross-training athletic shoes with air cushion soles and built-in light reflectors. I can't recall any injuries but they must have happened, because they tell us how much safer we are now....

Flunking gym was not an option... even for stupid kids! I guess PE must be much harder than gym.

What an archaic health system we had then. Remember school nurses? Ours wore a hat and everything, and she could even give you an aspirin for a headache or fever.

I thought that I was supposed to accomplish something before I was allowed to be proud of myself.

Oh yeah..and where was the Benadryl and sterilization kit when I got that bee sting? I could have been killed!

We played 'king of the hill' on piles of gravel left on vacant construction sites, and when we got hurt, Mom pulled out the 48-cent bottle of Mercurochrome (kids liked it better because it didn't sting like iodine did) and then we got our butt spanked! Now it's a trip to the emergency room, followed by a 10-day dose of a $49 bottle of antibiotics, and then Mom calls the attorney to sue the contractor for leaving a horribly vicious pile of gravel where it was such a threat.

We didn't act up at the neighbor's house either, because if we did, we got our butt spanked there, and then we got butt spanked again when we got home.

I recall Donny Reynolds from next door coming over and doing his tricks on the front stoop, just before he fell off. Little did his Mom know that she could have owned our house. Instead, she picked him up and swatted him for being such a goof.

To top it off, not a single person I knew had ever been told that they were from a "dysfunctional family". How could we possibly have known that we needed to get into group therapy and anger management classes? We were obviously so duped by so many societal ills, that we didn't even notice that the entire country wasn't taking Prozac! How did we ever survive?


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#86. To: Jethro Tull (#0)

If you're a rats ass over 40, or lived away from urban areas, you could find coinage circulating from all the way back to the 1800's, because the composition was consistent. Since you were young and oblivious at the time though, you might spend the buffalo and V nickels, the Indian Cents, and the Barber and Mercury dimes on penny candy and $0.15-0.25 comics :-)

Not only did "Co' Cola" (Coke) and other sodas come in super thick bottles that often showed the wear on the high points of being refilled dozens of times, but you could get a whole nickel or dime for them at the supermarket and the deposit wasn't a government mandate, it was because the company wanted them back for re-use.

At the general store I worked at while a young teen, old people would ask me to put their purchases in a "poke", and were surprised when I pulled out a paper bag knowing the phrase. The hitching posts still were used there too!

Grandparents (and I am blessed with having all of mine still) possessed doorways to alternative universes called "The Atttic" or "The Shop" or "Garage" where gadgets, tools and clothing existed from times so far back people didn't use the stuff anymore (which often puzzles said grandparents too).

Parts got washed in gasoline. On farms and in the country, that gasoline frequently also ran air cooled 4 stroke engines made of cast iron which were majorly heavy, but never seemed to wear out and if they started using oil you could replaces the rings or pistons after having honed out the cylinder with a cut coffee can wrapped with emory cloth attached to a drill. If you spun a crank bearing, even on cars, you could drop the oil pan, pull the rod end cap and push the upper part off the crank, polish the surface and put new babbit bearings in and be on your way.

Even I got to work at a gas station where you weren't charged more for full service, and the full service included windshield and window cleaning, fluid check, and tire pressure check.

Fresca was made with real sugar, and Grandma always had those big returnable bottles of it on hot summer days.

I-66 did not exist to connect to I-81 in the Shenandoah valley. In order to go to the grandparents cabin in the mountains you had to take a circuitous route over two sets of mountains on State Route 29 and 211. While the specific place will mean little to most, the connection resulted in the decline and dissappearance of a host of Mom and Pop restaurants, highway stands and curio shops. There was always something odd, new or noteworthy about that route. Afterwards it just became a ribbon of concrete and interstate traffic with the only thought being "can I do this any faster than the last time" whereas before if it took you 4.5 hours your only thought was "That was THAT long?!?!"

Axenolith  posted on  2006-06-09   17:07:19 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#109. To: Axenolith (#86)

Hey, yeah.......I remember that coke bottle deposit stuff. Remember the name Fresca, too, though I never drank it.

And I remember full service ALL the time at service stations. I used to work for Atlantic Richfield, ARCO. I can remember gas wars when gas that was usually selling for 15 or 16 cents a gallon would get all the way down to something like 8 or 9 cents a gallon.

Diesel was a 'waste' product, normally selling for well below gas (like maybe 8 or 9 cents) and how, I think it is higher than gas.

rowdee  posted on  2006-06-09   18:52:20 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#122. To: rowdee (#109)

I can remember gas wars when gas that was usually selling for 15 or 16 cents a gallon would get all the way down to something like 8 or 9 cents a gallon.

A quote from my fathers mom at a gas station. They'd just paid ~14 cents a gallon...

Mimi (the grandma name for her): Where's my S&H green stamps?

Attendant: Lady, there ain't no green stamps today, we're having a gas war...

I used to colect Green Stamps. Got a tackle box and lures with them. That was the "hottest thing since sliced bread" :-)

Axenolith  posted on  2006-06-09   20:40:06 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#134. To: Axenolith (#122)

Had to laugh at the back and forth conversation grandma and the attendant had.

Reminded me of a conversation I overheard my parents having....conversation being the key word. They had just been to the grocery store and came home. Had gone with my dad's old white pickup truck. The bed was full of brown paper bags. Us kids were helping haul the 'loot' in and I overheard my Mom talking about highway robbery and this mess costing $15!!

We never lived high on the hog, but my Mom could cook a pigs ear and you'd think you were eating filet mignon! Give her the ingredients and she could cook with the best. Good home-style cooking, and lots of it. Even in bad times we never knew it because what she cooked was always so filling and seemed so rewarding.

I look back on so many of those growing up years now and see that we were dirt poor many of those years. But we never knew it! I can remember one year at the annual canned good drive at our elementary school Mom insisting we each take a can of food to the school harvest basket. There weren't many choices--a can of this soup or a can of that veggie--but we did our part to help the poorer among us have a nice Thanksgiving dinner.

One evening, there was a knock at the door. My dad opened the door. There was a basket of food with a small turkey sitting on the top with a Happy Thanksgiving card from the school harvest basket! To this day, none of us can figure out 'how' they knew times were rough. Coulda been observant teachers....or Gods angels looking out for us.

rowdee  posted on  2006-06-09   21:43:21 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#152. To: rowdee (#134)

We never lived high on the hog, but my Mom could cook a pigs ear and you'd think you were eating filet mignon!

That strikes another memory chord.

Family reunion time...

Pickled eggs, pan fried chicken, barbeque, home brewed wines and liquor (actually, "likker" from the side of the family that it came from!), and PIE CASES!

Aunt Nettie would bring up a case with an ornately decorated door that held about 5 or 6 pies. In that case resided heaven. Rhubarb, wild blueberry, wild cherry, peach, mincemeat, and other pies. The highlight of the days eatin' along with some ice cream churned right then and there.

And the sitting around in the front yard of the cabin as the sun set, the rumble of thunder in the distance with attendant heat lightning, and setting off some fireworks ('cause it happens around the 4th), and watching the fireflies come out, and hearing the whiporwil [sp?] (Whip-poor-will) chirp out it's lone call and the horned owl hoot...

Yea, we really move up in the world when we give up the local modest job and strike out for far away lands and riches...

Axenolith  posted on  2006-06-09   22:19:58 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#160. To: Axenolith (#152)

I believe it was 'mobility', that wondrous thing, that did just about the most damage in breaking down families. Not the immediate family, but all the closeness of extended families like aunts and uncles, or cousins, great aunts, etc.

I know for myself that I was never close to the OK and TX relatives, my Dad's side, as I was with my Mom's, who had all moved to California.

And that's a shame. Two years ago I got to spend time with one of my TX aunts, and geeze how I wish we'd always lived closer. She's a dear, dear person.

rowdee  posted on  2006-06-09   22:33:28 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#188. To: rowdee (#160)

Your lips to Gods ears...

My Mom's sister is moving up to Washington. A road trip will soon be in order.

After working this thread, I do believe I'm going back for reunion time this summer too, pain in the ass of flying be damned too!

Axenolith  posted on  2006-06-10   0:00:16 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#203. To: Axenolith (#188)

I do believe I'm going back for reunion time this summer too, pain in the ass of flying be damned too!

I should have gone to my 40th HS reunion last year - from all reports, everyone had a super time...

Lod  posted on  2006-06-10   9:35:54 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#205. To: lodwick (#203)

I should have gone to my 40th HS reunion

I'd like to go to mine just to laugh at the jocks that got big, fat and bald. Also, those snob cheerleaders who also aquired big fat asses and turned into wrinkled prunes.

Grumble Jones  posted on  2006-06-10   9:51:53 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#222. To: Grumble Jones (#205)

ha! the last one i went to was my 25th. the turnout was so disappointing. most of those who showed up i barely knew in HS and so many i wanted to see didn't come. it sure wasn't worth the expense i went to see and be seen. i shopped in Beverly Hills and bought a red leather miniskirt with matching cropped jacket for that reunion! what a waste.

christine  posted on  2006-06-10   12:52:22 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#223. To: christine (#222)

Good morning, Christine :)

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#225. To: rattler (#223)

good morning..nice to see you again.

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