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Title: Gotta Be Over 40 to Understand
Source: email list
URL Source: http://email
Published: Jun 9, 2006
Author: unkonwn
Post Date: 2006-06-09 13:05:30 by Jethro Tull
Keywords: None
Views: 3238
Comments: 232

Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't get food poisoning.

My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter AND I used to eat a bite raw sometimes, too.

Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper, in a brown paper bag, not in icepack coolers, but I can't remember anybody getting e.coli.

Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake instead of a pristine pool (talk about boring), no beach closures then.

The term cell phone would have conjured up a phone in a jail cell, and a pager was the school PA system.

We all took gym, not PE... and risked permanent injury with a pair of hightop Ked's (only worn in gym) instead of having cross-training athletic shoes with air cushion soles and built-in light reflectors. I can't recall any injuries but they must have happened, because they tell us how much safer we are now....

Flunking gym was not an option... even for stupid kids! I guess PE must be much harder than gym.

What an archaic health system we had then. Remember school nurses? Ours wore a hat and everything, and she could even give you an aspirin for a headache or fever.

I thought that I was supposed to accomplish something before I was allowed to be proud of myself.

Oh yeah..and where was the Benadryl and sterilization kit when I got that bee sting? I could have been killed!

We played 'king of the hill' on piles of gravel left on vacant construction sites, and when we got hurt, Mom pulled out the 48-cent bottle of Mercurochrome (kids liked it better because it didn't sting like iodine did) and then we got our butt spanked! Now it's a trip to the emergency room, followed by a 10-day dose of a $49 bottle of antibiotics, and then Mom calls the attorney to sue the contractor for leaving a horribly vicious pile of gravel where it was such a threat.

We didn't act up at the neighbor's house either, because if we did, we got our butt spanked there, and then we got butt spanked again when we got home.

I recall Donny Reynolds from next door coming over and doing his tricks on the front stoop, just before he fell off. Little did his Mom know that she could have owned our house. Instead, she picked him up and swatted him for being such a goof.

To top it off, not a single person I knew had ever been told that they were from a "dysfunctional family". How could we possibly have known that we needed to get into group therapy and anger management classes? We were obviously so duped by so many societal ills, that we didn't even notice that the entire country wasn't taking Prozac! How did we ever survive?


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#15. To: Jethro Tull (#0)

Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper, in a brown paper bag

In an illustrated lunchbox.

MUDDOG  posted on  2006-06-09   14:33:42 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: MUDDOG (#15)

lunchbox

LOL. These were prime targets for the soon to be juvenile delinquents, so we never carried them. The sandwich was jammed in our front pocket.

Jethro Tull  posted on  2006-06-09   14:37:37 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: Jethro Tull (#17)

You'd go back-to-school shopping for pencil holders and notebooks and stuff, but the most colorful thing was the new lunchboxes and what TV shows they were embossed with. They were metal with a rounded lid to hold the thermos.

My elementary school was peaceful, no problems with lunchboxes or anything else.

MUDDOG  posted on  2006-06-09   15:01:36 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: MUDDOG (#23)

JT went to catholic school. :P

christine  posted on  2006-06-09   15:06:13 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#28. To: christine (#25)

I went to Catholic school too. The nuns were great. They were so tough and burly. I liked them because I was skinny when I was small and they were always feeding me. I used to follow them around like a little bird.

mehitable  posted on  2006-06-09   15:15:24 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#34. To: mehitable (#28)

The boys got the treat of having Marist Brothers after the 4th grade. Talk about a walk into hell. Egad...

Jethro Tull  posted on  2006-06-09   15:25:22 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#35. To: Jethro Tull (#34)

We had the Jesuits. I remember one in particular who used to like to wrestle with the boys. Took about 30 years before they brought him up on charges. I always wondered why he never paid much attention to the girls.

mehitable  posted on  2006-06-09   15:26:48 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#37. To: mehitable (#35)

Took about 30 years before they brought him up on charges

Yep, they left a wake of misery for sure. Who they didn't blow, they beat. Does this explain my survivors syndrome?

Jethro Tull  posted on  2006-06-09   15:31:05 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#40. To: Jethro Tull (#37)

Well, if you were a typical Catholic school boy, it does. If the nuns weren't beating on you, the fathers were going for the other end ;)

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