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Title: Gotta Be Over 40 to Understand
Source: email list
URL Source: http://email
Published: Jun 9, 2006
Author: unkonwn
Post Date: 2006-06-09 13:05:30 by Jethro Tull
Keywords: None
Views: 3397
Comments: 232

Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't get food poisoning.

My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter AND I used to eat a bite raw sometimes, too.

Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper, in a brown paper bag, not in icepack coolers, but I can't remember anybody getting e.coli.

Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake instead of a pristine pool (talk about boring), no beach closures then.

The term cell phone would have conjured up a phone in a jail cell, and a pager was the school PA system.

We all took gym, not PE... and risked permanent injury with a pair of hightop Ked's (only worn in gym) instead of having cross-training athletic shoes with air cushion soles and built-in light reflectors. I can't recall any injuries but they must have happened, because they tell us how much safer we are now....

Flunking gym was not an option... even for stupid kids! I guess PE must be much harder than gym.

What an archaic health system we had then. Remember school nurses? Ours wore a hat and everything, and she could even give you an aspirin for a headache or fever.

I thought that I was supposed to accomplish something before I was allowed to be proud of myself.

Oh yeah..and where was the Benadryl and sterilization kit when I got that bee sting? I could have been killed!

We played 'king of the hill' on piles of gravel left on vacant construction sites, and when we got hurt, Mom pulled out the 48-cent bottle of Mercurochrome (kids liked it better because it didn't sting like iodine did) and then we got our butt spanked! Now it's a trip to the emergency room, followed by a 10-day dose of a $49 bottle of antibiotics, and then Mom calls the attorney to sue the contractor for leaving a horribly vicious pile of gravel where it was such a threat.

We didn't act up at the neighbor's house either, because if we did, we got our butt spanked there, and then we got butt spanked again when we got home.

I recall Donny Reynolds from next door coming over and doing his tricks on the front stoop, just before he fell off. Little did his Mom know that she could have owned our house. Instead, she picked him up and swatted him for being such a goof.

To top it off, not a single person I knew had ever been told that they were from a "dysfunctional family". How could we possibly have known that we needed to get into group therapy and anger management classes? We were obviously so duped by so many societal ills, that we didn't even notice that the entire country wasn't taking Prozac! How did we ever survive?


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#15. To: Jethro Tull (#0)

Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper, in a brown paper bag

In an illustrated lunchbox.

MUDDOG  posted on  2006-06-09   14:33:42 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: MUDDOG (#15)

lunchbox

LOL. These were prime targets for the soon to be juvenile delinquents, so we never carried them. The sandwich was jammed in our front pocket.

Jethro Tull  posted on  2006-06-09   14:37:37 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#26. To: Jethro Tull. boomers here (#17)

FannerFifty cap pistols, RedRyder BB rifles, pellet guns, .22 rifles, shotguns, driver license at 14, Nehi grape soda, nickel hamburgers, three black & white TV channels (if you were lucky), running behind the mosquito-spraying truck sucking up whatever chemicals, never locking your house or car - good times.

Lod  posted on  2006-06-09   15:07:04 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#31. To: lodwick (#26)

Between 1959 and 1965 my world consisted of Sam’s candy store on Flatbush Ave. Most of my waking hours were spent in there either buying candy, learning how to play pinball (2 games a quarter, 5 balls a game!) or scouring the tin can that was nailed to the wall underneath the bottle opener for bottle caps so I can fill them with melted wax for a game of "skelzs."

When I wasn't buying candy, "spaldines" or "pimple balls" I was usually found at the soda fountain spinning on the chrome and naugahyde stool impatiently waiting for one of Sam's famous eggcreams. They were the best. A shot of syrup, a dollop of milk, and a steady stream of seltzer. While all that was going on, I would usually get my forearms dirty and sticky from the counter (the pattern in the counter camouflaged the stains really well). Sam was the master of eggcreams. The foam would rise to the rim of the glass and NEVER overflow (some eggcream aficionados will argue that the sloppy overflowing kind are the best). For 15 cents I got a show, a treat and a little bit of attitude from Sam (especially if you asked for water or extra syrup) who had about three teeth in his mouth and wore a black merchant marine wool cap—even in the summers.

Jethro Tull  posted on  2006-06-09   15:22:02 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#41. To: Jethro Tull (#31)

I don't think that eggcreams made it this far west: our Woolworth store had a fountain with the marble counter and all other types of teeth-rotting products to offer their patrons. My mother, the home ec teacher, was not much on letting us have too many sweets; so it was a real treat whenever we snagged some.

Thanks for the pinball recall - we got 3 games for a quarter: I can still hear the ball slapping off the glass when you got a really good whack going on...careful you don't tilt! Sneaking off to the pool hall where the morally suspect folks hung out was always a treat; checking out the racy mags sold in the basement of the PostOffice...always something to be done in small town America.

Lod  posted on  2006-06-09   15:35:54 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#43. To: lodwick (#41)

I still miss Woolworths. We used to go there for ice cream sodas and sundaes, and they had all kinds of little odds and ends and knick knacks it's hard to find nowadays. The Dollar Stores has replaced some of it, but nothing will replace that Woolworth soda fountain.

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#45. To: All (#43)

Ya know, it's amazing how much things have changed and we're really not THAT old. I have to wonder what today's kids will feel nostalgic about. I often wonder when they're 50 and celebrating their wedding anniversaries what they'll play as "their" song. "slap yo ho some mo" by Fifty cent?

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