Title: Doc didn't know what a Tuk-Tuk is. So I showed her this morning. Source:
EweToob URL Source:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTVjbD_Ca-w Published:Sep 2, 2024 Author:Pacman Post Date:2024-09-02 10:14:53 by Esso Keywords:None Views:1527 Comments:9
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What would Kimmy do without me?
@ 26:46 - Note how the windshield wiper is operated. LOL!
Hey, you like putting kits together. If a bunch of Pakis can do this in a gas station lot, you should have no problem doing it in your driveway.
Your Mezkins can show you how to leave the muffler off. You'll be the coolest cat in Indy tooling down I-465 in this hot rod! Pallet jack not included, but it does have an electric wiper motor.
Hot damn!
“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy… but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
I just did first repair on Corolla HB, the clear cover in one of the license plates lamps had come off and left the halogen bulb exposed. I was worried that it would explode if driven with lights on during rain with a lot of wind. Changed broken one first and made sure it worked before proceeding with #2. The new LEDs are quite a bit brighter.
“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs
Lotta pervs out there wanting to know about our Tuk-Tucking.
The ULTIMATE Tuk Tuk (rickshaw) Unleashed the TUK600 (Far Cry 4)
The TUK600 the most insane tuk tuk rickshaw ever created or even imagined. Check it drift,light up the rears, shoot, wheelie and donut while spitting 15ft flames in fact just writing that sentence make me realise what a bad ass machine this is.
“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy… but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
Dear God please don't let him buy one. I am not riding in something like that.
Kim
“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy… but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
My Conservator thinks I need a golf cart to ride around town so I can save on taxi rides. I wish she would mind her own business. She is supposed to pay my rent and city utilities plus natural gas. I get that stinking weekly stipend that does not go far enough. And if I hadn't called her on the lousy $100/wk retired Conservator cut me back to when off because of the Covid, she would still be sticking it to me without a second thought.
Now she wants me to switch to wound care at Barton County Hospital to save money paid for my trips north to Nevada. But we do not know what type of treatment they offer here. I want to stick with what works best. No switching horses in midstream. ;)
"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke
When we worked for Illinois State Highways, two of us were on Night Patrol for drifting. It was so heavy we were working together. It was Christmas Eve.
We got to Touhy and McCormick. There was a Bell & Howell plant with chain link fence around it. The drift was across both southbound lanes. It was so cold the hydraulics were frozen and we couldn't reverse the plows. We had to keep making U-turns to push it across the road. Before we could make the last pass, this guy came flying northbound, "ploffo" right into the pile of snow.
We called in for police to come out. By the time the cop got there, we had the whole road cleaned off but the pile of snow this guy was sitting in. The cop gets out of his car and says, 'What's going on here? How did this guy get here?"
Then the guy driving the car said, "You got me stuck in here. You get me out." OK, so who was driving the car?
Then the cop said, "There is no way to get a tow truck, not on Christmas Eve.."
The guy said he had a chain in his trunk. I told him, "We are not supposed to pull anyone out. But if you hook it up, I will pull you out. Get in your car and put it in neutral."
I pulled him out but he had the car in reverse. I put the truck in neutral, pulled on the parking brake, opened the door and stepped out on the fuel tank. He backed into the plow and popped out his tail light.
Then he told the cop he wanted to make a report. The cop told him. "Get out of here before I run you in." What do you think? That guy was at a Christmas party and was lit.
He tried to make a claim for the damages. HQ called me at the yard since I was first man. I said, "Did you get a truck number?"
They did not. I said "No? Then we don't know anything about it."
That guy had to eat that one. ROTFLMAO!
"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke
“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy… but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
If the motorcycle is included, that'd be a great deal.
“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy… but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”