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Title: The UK's "Chicken License" Rebellion: The Good Way To Deal With Bad Laws
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URL Source: https://www.zerohedge.com/political ... bellion-good-way-deal-bad-laws
Published: Oct 4, 2024
Author: Tyler Durden
Post Date: 2024-10-04 08:32:58 by Horse
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Views: 256
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Authored by Kit Knightly via Off-Guardian.org, As of today, the UK’s “Chicken License” is in full effect. October 1st marked the deadline for registering your chickens with the proper authority. Moving forward anyone caught with an unlicensed chicken will be in breach of the law and subject to fines and poultry reclamation. I am entirely serious. Back in March the UK govt’s “Department for Environment Food and Rural Affairs” (DEFRA) announced changes to the poultry registration laws, essentially redefining a “flock” from “50 birds or more” to 1. So, from now on, everybody in the country who keeps even a single bird – not just chickens, all outdoor birds – has to register as a poultry keeper. You understand, this is all about protecting birds and the public from avian influenza, not at all about increasing government monitoring with the final aim of stamping down on self-sufficiency. Banish that cynical thought from your head. Fortunately, the people of the UK have a tried-and-tested method of dealing with absurdity—more absurdity. In the run-up to the deadline thousands of people took to the DEFRA website to register their “chickens” – frozen, nuggets, unhatched and even rubber: The result is that the online service strained… chard David On 𝕏 @Trying_Very Just completed my #chicken registration. Suprised they didn't ask for photos... …and then broke: That’s all poisoned data flooding the system rendering the register all but useless. A display of the power of malicious compliance. Poster Comment: More humorous submissions at source.
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Sweden Could Soon Have 1 Million Illiterates, Largely Due To Mass Immigration There are nearly a million people who are illiterate in Sweden, with immigration a major contributing factor... (Lots of jobs in high tech for illiterates. Bird flu tester?)
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