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Title: The Secret to Coming Home Drunk Without Waking Her Up 😂 *Joelle Laughs for 20 seconds*
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Mike and Joelle
URL Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqnrgy21kcg
Published: Nov 1, 2024
Author: Mike and Joelle
Post Date: 2024-11-01 10:27:41 by Esso
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Views: 1461
Comments: 13
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#1. To: All (#0)
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THE BAR IS OPEN! No. I'm not bailing you out again. Kimmy's mad at you too. The President of your Fan Club is going to be here tomorrow. You better not let her down. Those pics Kimmy sent you might be considered kiddy porn. I didn't see any bush or tit. you might be ok.
I'm pretty sure that if you can get up here, we might be able to teach Doc a useful skill into the apocalypse. She's small so she won't eat much. I'll lean on her about stealing sutures and stuff, but I might have to show her some pics. Bring any bottled water you have and a swim suit. I don't want your pubes in our water supply. I don't want to die like my Dad. Top 55 Celebrities You Didn't Know Were On Miami Vice I should have Kim buy this series to catch up with me so she knows the cultural references when we were apart. I have it all on VHS but they're mot available anymore.
We were working Billy Ray Cyrus in Chicago. At the end of the show he was taking too many gifts from the fans. The Teamsters pulled the plug on him since they wanted to break everything down and load up so they could go home. I was standing behind the stage when Billy came past. I said, "Watch your step, Billy." since they were still cables running thru there. ;) "When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke
Frank Zappa said, "I want my $2 Million." as if Crockett could carry that much cash around in his hip pocket. $1 Million in hundreds is a three foot cube. ;)
"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke
The hell with it...
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#2. To: Kimmy, Dakmar, 4um (#1)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#3. To: Dakmar (#2)
I told you to quit hanging out with Eric Estrada. Did you listen?
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#4. To: Dakmar, Dr. Kimmy (#3)
(Edited)
Kimmy's mad at you too.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#5. To: All (#4)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#6. To: All (#5)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#7. To: Dakmar, Dr. Kimmy (#6)
(Edited)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#8. To: Dakmar (#7)
AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T TELL ANYBODY ABOUT MY CARBURETOR THAT TURNS WATER/PISS INTO GASOLINE.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#9. To: Dakmar, 4um (#8)
One of my jilted lovers is signed up.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#10. To: All (#9)
Too bad this kid couldn't have been on "Miami Vice."
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#11. To: Kimmy, Dakmar (#10)
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
#12. To: Esso (#2)
Miley Cyrus
#13. To: Esso (#10)
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