Marla drove me by the Legion hall or whatever where I was taking taking Texas two-step lessons to dance with you a few weeks ago to save my Godson.
I miss you so much. I hope you and Bill are safe. An old GF found me about a year ago. She's as good looking as you, hon. She waited 43 years for me.
I'm pretty banged up, but I'm still suckin' air.
I'm also in love with my tax-babe, Christa. She's happily married, but we've got this hot (non-sexual) thing going on. I wish she wore perfume so I could smell her when I get home.