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Title: Comedian older than Esso
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URL Source: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bRxQP4mx6WY
Published: Nov 27, 2024
Author: Horse
Post Date: 2024-11-27 13:49:59 by Horse
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Views: 506
Comments: 8


Poster Comment:

They cutoff the best joke… “I joined a dating app for people my age… it’s called Carbon Dating”

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#1. To: Horse, Dakmar, 4um (#0)

Comedian older than Esso

The arthritis in my hands was so bad yesterday that I didn't feel like drinking. I had to get into my high-test painkillers instead.

The Bonus Plan: I didn't have any fun, but still got the hangover from the narcotics.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-11-27   14:09:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Esso (#1)

You should get a lot of bones and make bone broth in a pressure cooker. Also does wonders for skin.

The Truth of 911 Shall Set You Free From The Lie

Horse  posted on  2024-11-27   15:02:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Horse (#2)

You should get a lot of bones and make bone broth in a pressure cooker.

I'm not mad enough at anybody to kill them right now, except that kook behind me that thinks he's Satan, but he has FBI eyes on him because of his gun and drug running. So, probably not the best time.

I don't have a pressure cooker, would a crock-pot suffice?

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-11-27   15:34:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Horse, 4um (#0)

"Older than Esso"

Happy Belated Birthday, BTW, Dr. Horse!

I was tied up by Kimmy last Saturday.

I'm bragging, not complaining. ;)

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-11-27   15:49:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Esso (#4)

Tell Kimmy that the bone broth will be good for her skin.

I have decided that I am not a year older. I am a year more handsome.

The Truth of 911 Shall Set You Free From The Lie

Horse  posted on  2024-11-27   15:52:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Horse, 4um (#5)

I am a year more handsome.

You are a handsome devil, big boy.

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-11-27   17:05:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Kimmy, 4um (#6)

“The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone.
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”

Esso  posted on  2024-11-27   17:36:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Horse, Esso (#0)

To this day I've yet to be called a curmudgeon as I was hoping would let aging become a little less painful. "Prick" was wearing on me, but there seems no in-between.

“I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I don’t care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits.” - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2024-11-27   22:13:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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