Title: Countdown to the weekend... Source:
Esso/Pacman/Cap'n Brandon URL Source:http://freedom4um.com Published:Jan 2, 2025 Author:Eric Church Post Date:2025-01-02 16:05:29 by Esso Keywords:None Views:516 Comments:29
RIP, Toby. It always scares me when someone my age or younger dies. I figure I'm about 15 years past my use-by date. That's why I never take my skivvies and T-shirt off.
I was talking to my sister up near Chicago while having a smoke in the garage, when I got done, I went inside to take a leak. When I got done I glanced at the mirror and saw what I thought was a gray hair.
I grabbed at it, thankfully, it was only dryer lint or maybe a spider web. I thought I was a goner for a second. My life flashed before my eyes.
I also noticed my hair is about an inch or so long. Kimmy said something about that last weekend. She likes me high and tight. Maybe I'll break out the FlowBee tomorrow. Last time was around Thanksgiving.
I don't worry about gray hairs, can't see them for the white ones.
I don't. My hair down below is turning is turning white as is my facial hair that me and Doc shave off. It's hot when Doc shaves me, I reciprocate with her legs. I'm going to buy Kim a straight razor to do my face for her birthday later this month. It's a great leap of faith putting a knife in the hands of a physician, but the movie Mr. & Mrs. Smith (1941) was the motivation for that.
I had to leave a lot out of this post. There's nothing weird going on, just two lovers reliving time lost.
Last time I shaved was March 4, 2003, haircuts are occasional at best and then I just run over it the barber kit I got back in 1996. I've shaved my wife but never her legs.