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Title: I got my Social Security tax statement today...
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Esso/Pacman/Cap'n Brandon
URL Source: http://freedom4um.com
Published: Jan 7, 2025
Author: Pacman
Post Date: 2025-01-07 17:33:57 by Esso
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Views: 1167
Comments: 8
I made enough SS bux to buy 46 brand new cars this year. If it was 1925 and I was buying base Ford Model T's @ $260 a copy. Or about what I spent in 2024 helping out friends/neighbors in need. It was a record year, no doubt. Bidenomics! To be fair, I quit paying SS taxes in 1995. I didn't think SS would've made it this long, and I sure as shit didn't think I would either, I'm about 15 years past my 'Use Before date.' I started taking my SS retirement early before Prez Pedo sent it all to Ukraine and pissed it away on his worthless 'Green Energy" BS. Before y'all get teary-eyed and set up a GiveSendGo account for me, I was doin' OK before SS, I just wanted to clawback some of my money and make something good of it. Ephesians 2: 8-10 tells us that we can't buy our way into Heaven, only through our belief in Christ will we be saved, but I don't think that there's a prohibition on trying. Odin doesn't seem interested in calling me home, he's probably worried that I'd commandeer Valhalla. I probably would. Poster Comment: When I was cutting my hair with my trusty Flowbee today, I saw my face in the mirror, which I usually don't. I'm starting to look like Sgt. Barnes in the movie "Platoon" but my hair's not going too white yet. The Creator must be keeping me here for a reason. I don't know what Kimmy sees in me. 
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#2. To: Esso (#0)
When Chuck Norris looks into a mirror his reflection can't look him in the eyes.
I'm not very self-aware, but shit, I look bad. My Flowbee did a perfect job as usual. I give myself a flattop about 3/4" long at the longest. That thing's probably saved me a million dollars.
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#3. To: ghostrider (#2)
When Chuck Norris looks into a mirror his reflection can't look him in the eyes.
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