damn good question there. i propose a huge confab down in my basement amongs all the holey men of the whirld...
we'll have the pope, and the jewish pope or head jewish guy, whoever is in charge over there, and then round up the dolly llama, the muslim pope, and the leaders of all the other faiths to hash this thing out over some hash....if i can get the dali llama to score us some special incense they use over there.
i'll rent the whole thing out on pay per view to the Spice Network and have Budweiser Jackets for all attendees.
i figure for entertainment these old boys might like to see some monster trucks or maybe some wrestling, then a round of wings over at hooters.
any theological disputes will be resolved by mud wrestling proxies, who are to be chosen and brought along by the attendee.
everyone can camp out in my backyard, or stay down at the Super 8.
i will be watching you all, so don't try to take any 'souveneirs' from my property, or i will hafta kick your holey asses.... _________________