Title: I forgot it was Good Friday yesterday Source:
4um URL Source:http://freedom4um.com Published:Apr 19, 2025 Author:Pacman Post Date:2025-04-19 15:25:42 by Esso Keywords:None Views:164 Comments:17
I guess Doc's office closed at noon yesterday, so she showed up here unannounced at about 1300. Good thing I was here. Good thing I didn't get caught mid-stroke with some hot chick. ;)
I was hoping I'd get two days with Kim, but alas, she's working in the hospital tomorrow. Somebody's gotta do it, I suppose. It's not like they can lock the doors and turn out the lights or anything.
That's OK, I've got a buddy I've been trying to get together with for several weeks to look at a project. His truck's down until late Monday and he said the only thing going on is Easter brunch with his daughter and son-in-law. Maybe I can get together for a little bit tomorrow afternoon, assuming I'm not too hungover.
Kimmy can't drink today. 24 hours bottle to hospital. ;) Kim put her foot down today and made me me cut my hair this morning. She's never seen me use my Flowbee. LOL.
I was taught that a hard-on that lasts more then a couple hours - a priapism - is supposed to be a dangerous medical condition that requires medical intervention. Not around here. It's a normal weekend for me.
I'm glad that slut that had sex with over a thousand men was in England. Jim would've been in line fifty times knowing him. 😡
You're going to have to explain your friend Jim to me. It's no secret that I'm his girlfriend but an hour before I was SUPPOSED to get here all kind of whores on X started sending him DM messages with pictures of their boobs. Theres one in particular called Zibby that really seems to like him.
Jim says they're Only Fans models trying to get subscribers BUT NONE OF THEM EVER SEND LINKS! I'd tell them off but only makes things worse. I tried it once. I might as well put a wedding band on his finger and see what he brings home from that shitty bar up the street where his friend Mark hangs out.
Everybody needs to settle the fuck down. Kimmy's fucking with y'all. She knows I'd never even think about cheating on her.
I'd never go up to Spudz without serious back-up. Stumpy's a mean-ass drunk. I don't need the drama. The last time I saw him was that giant flag ceremony at the Dodge dealer across from Glenbrook Mall.
Don't ever take me or Kim seriously. I don't mind banging MDs/nurses, but I'd never make an appointment with one. They're cold-blooded killers. Covid should've taught you that.
Kimmy has to work tomorrow because of the Odd Person Hypothesis.
The "odd-person hypothesis" is a hypothesis that states that unmarried people without family are better able to execute the best, most dispassionate decisions in crises, especially during family-oriented holidays when married and family-oriented people want to be at home with family. (USG 25-95-202516[1976])
Best description of alt-e I've ever seen. Kimmy has seen the failed solar project on my shop roof. She hasn't seen the 5,000 gallon pool (20' X 10') in my basement yet. The "Rainwater Project" had potential, but it's illegal.
The breadmaker project was good, but breadmakers are a gift that's supposed to end up in the garbage or an attic. I should make her a decent loaf of bread someday, but she already loves me enough.
(Edit) Kimmy and I were separated for 43 years. She found me through medical records just before Thanksgiving 2023.