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Title: Karine Jean-Pierre Insists Joe Biden Is Cancer-Free
Source:
Babylon Bee
URL Source: https://babylonbee.com/news/karine- ... sists-joe-biden-is-cancer-free
Published: May 25, 2025
Author: Babylon Bee
Post Date: 2025-05-25 14:53:40 by Esso
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Views: 387
Comments: 4
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following the shocking announcement that he was suffering from stage 4 prostate cancer, former White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre insisted that Joe Biden was 100% cancer- free. Jean-Pierre assured the American people that the cancer-riddled former president had received a clean bill of health and that, despite Biden suffering from metastatic cancer, it in no way meant that he was suffering from metastatic cancer. "He is as fit, healthy, and free of cancer as I've ever seen him," she told reporters. "I know there are a lot of reports going around today about President Biden's health, but I want to be perfectly clear about this. Being diagnosed with cancer does not mean what everyone thinks it means. It means he has cancer, but that doesn't necessarily mean he has cancer. Having cancer and having cancer are two very different things. And while President Biden has cancer, I can assure everyone that he is cancer-free." Questions have been raised about the timing of Biden's diagnosis, with many people, including doctors, expressing the belief that administration officials have known for some time and kept it from the public. "That would be ridiculous," Jean-Pierre said in response. "We had the most transparent administration in this nation's history. We were completely up front about everything, even the things we covered up and kept hidden from everyone." At publishing time, Jean-Pierre notified the media that even though Biden had passed away shortly before the 2020 election, he still went down in history books as the only man to posthumously win an election, serve a full term as president, and be diagnosed with cancer. Poster Comment: Prez Pedo IS cancer-free. They're trying to make a martyr of him. I saw an article on X this morning that posed the question, "Should Biden have a statue placed in the White House?" Last Sunday when we heard the so-called "news," Kimmy told me there's no way he wouldn't be bedridden in his frail condition. She's the doctor. Seeing what stage 4 cancer is doing to my neighbor's wife, at half his age, makes me sure that this is just another freakshow lie. Once again, the Babylon Bee is predicting future news.
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WOW! it's like the actual joetato sitting there, at least that's how I remember him. Majic how the artist captured his vacant stare, I'm surprised he hasn't fallen yet.
After Harold Washington was elected the first black Mayorof chicago, Vito Marzullo got up in the city Council and said, "We don't need no Washington." In other words, things would work the same way they always had, with or without Washington. He died in office, and they named the Social Security Building in Chicago after him. :-/ "When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall, one by one." Edmund Burke
Had to get passports at the federal building there, mid '80s and again in '92, not real keen driving there in fact I found driving in downtown Manila to be much easier.
https://x.com/Michelle__Skye/status/1925108648998535270
TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy…
but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.”
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