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Elon Musk Leaves Job Of Making Government More Efficient For Much Easier Job Of Sending Humans To Mars https://buff.ly/faLsGrt
Though Mars, the fourth planet from the sun, is a barren wasteland with unbreathable air and a surface completely devoid of liquid water, experts agreed that dramatically altering the atmosphere and topography of Mars with technology that doesn't exist yet sounded much easier than permanently cutting government spending.
At publishing time, Musk was reportedly emboldened to accomplish his quest to make humanity an interplanetary race after realizing colonizing Mars was mankind's only hope to escape government waste.