Title: WE BROKE HIM!! [Early weekend BS/nonsense thread] Source:
EweToob URL Source:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAivZstvaZM Published:Jul 3, 2025 Author:MEME THE LEFT Post Date:2025-07-03 14:53:14 by Esso Keywords:None Views:177 Comments:16
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Dr. Kimmy has forgiven me for going to my neighbor's funeral last Saturday with my ex-wife (She knew about it from the git and gave me permission, she was working that day, didn't know them, and had a bad day in the killing zone, then took it out on me Saturday night). She called and apologized last night.
I wanted to get Doc her normal, modest semi-weekly bouquet at Kroger, but they looked like dog shit. I came around the other side of the floral department (bargain basement) and there was a huge bouquet of red roses, some topicals and misc. stuff surrounded by palm leaf looking things. "That'd be nice." I thought.
I started walking away thinking it was going to be way too expensive for one weekend flowers, and turned around and looked at the price tag. It was marked down to only $17.56. I went to get one of those bags that you put the bouquets in and there was some bitch looking at it when I came back. I was ready to pepper spray her ass, but she had the good sense to walk away.
This is one of our rare two whole days together weekends. After I board up the house and hang a condemned sign on it, I'm gonna start getting taco stuff ready and put together a lasagna for tomorrow.
The secret airbase on the backshore of Lake Logan is in prep for a two day lockdown.
Doc's putting in her hospital/holiday day tomorrow. I suppose she doesn't want to deal with the retards that blow themselves up tomorrow night.
That's good, it'll give me time to get shit squared away tomorrow. I wasn't in the mood to do food prep today anyway. I need to get down in the dungeon and check my water heater repairs.
I love that color blue. I need to get the Clown Car wrapped in that. And a new muffler.
(Edit) White shoes are gay. I only wear black or black. Brown is gay too.
I can't believe some 49 y/o married woman that I never even thought about sleeping with could cut a hole through my heart like Angie did. She was like a daughter to me. I can't eat, I can't sleep, it's like the world ended. Shit. I need to get squared away.