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Title: Senators Santorum and Lieberman Produce Iraqi Mustard Canister for Disbelieving Press Email Print ( OMG Weapons of MASS DESTRUCTION ARE TRUE!!)
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WRH
URL Source: http://www.politicalcortex.com/story/2006/6/22/1057/54308
Published: Jun 22, 2006
Author: Dood Abides
Post Date: 2006-06-22 21:02:08 by tom007
Keywords: None
Views: 232
Comments: 14
Senators Santorum and Lieberman Produce Iraqi Mustard Canister for Disbelieving Press Email Print By Dood Abides 06/22/2006 10:05:07 AM EST Senators Santorum and Lieberman displaying deadly Iraqi mustard cannister Washington, DC (Rotters) - After being rebuffed by the press yesterday for disclosing a two-month old report on the Army's continued destruction of deteriorated pre-1991 munitions containing evidence of mustard gas and sarin, Pennsylvania Republican Senator Rick Santorum accompanied by Connecticut Democratic Senator Joe Lieberman, as a sign of bipartisan support, produced one of the actual recovered canisters at a follow up press conference this morning. Santorum and Lieberman went on to reiterate that this was clearly evidence of the existence of weapons of mass destruction prior to the invasion of Iraq, therefore justifying the Bush administration's actions. "We have also clearly been able to discern that there was indeed a French connection involved in Saddam Hussein's WMD development program after all." stated Santorum. "We must support the president and our troops on the ground until their original mission is fulfilled and all of Iraq is free from the threat of mustard gas and saffron." "There is a story circulating that these canisters are largely empty or that the contents are no longer potent and long since expired," stated Senator Lieberman. "This is a dangerous assumption to be making. As you can see, on this particular canister, it is clearly marked that the contents will remain potent through 2008." "We have further evidence," continued Santorum," that the insurgency in Iraq has been clandestinely hording stockpiles in refrigerated devices throughout the country, perhaps waiting for the right moment to spring a lethal trap. Our independent investigators have also concluded that this particular type of mustard as it deteriorates actually produces a far more noxious compound than the original." The White House refused comment on Santorum and Lieberman's presentation, stating only that it relished the support from the two. White House sources stated that the president may have something to say on the issue after his return from Europe later today, but for now they were merely playing catsup on the story. Critics immediately blasted Santorum and accused him of hot dogging for the press. Liberal blogs across the Internet seized upon Lieberman's support for the story and began referring to him as "Joe Condimentum" in anger and frustration.
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#1. To: tom007 (#0)
hehehehehehe.....i'm in PA tonight and the local news has him down 12 points to Bob Casey's kid. Love it :)
Don't know the race, but as long as the weasel is getting booted out, I am very happy. We have got to boot out several generations of the butt wipes that have wormed thir way into power. This is a good start. (No offense to the weasel family).
Me too! This fucking twit needs to go. If the diebold black boxes are watched closely and everything is on the up & up, this twit should be history. Please God, we've had enough of this parasite.
He's doomed...doomed, I say !!! We just had a roof shaker move thru Centre county. It rocked the valley.
I didn't see it, but Olbermann went after Santorum tonight. One line: Weapons of mild annoyance. He was calling Rickyboy insane and Rummy a flat-out liar, according to a report I saw. I'll have to hunt it down on youtube tomorrow.
But...but...but, if Ricky goes, who will prevent people from having sex with dogs? Think of the CHILLLLLLDREN!!!! BTW, Ricky showed up at Geno's in Philly a couple of days ago, to salute the guy who has a sign that everybody has to order in English or no service. He instantly got mocked all over PA as a stupid opportunist, and it brought back all the idiotic crap he said about Schaivo. He's desperate and will say anything now to try to get some traction.
Santorum's another Popeye Doyle.
Santorum immigration stance bilingual - Philadelphia Enquirer
Quit bogarting that peace, Herbert!
YEH, he's the only barrier, we'll eat our children otherwise.
Well, I don't know about you, but Rick Santorum is the only reason I haven't braised and stewed my daughter. I don't make a move without checking in with Ricky.
On the Campaign Trail Santorum immigration stance bilingual "No amnistía." So begins a new Spanish-language passage on Rick Santorum's campaign Web site explaining his opposition to a Senate immigration bill that some Republicans claim includes granting amnesty to those in this country illegally. "Dando la amnistía ... ridiculiza y degrada los sacrificios de inmigrantes legales." ("Giving amnesty ... mocks and demeans the sacrifices of legal immigrants.") Until recently, English-language visitors to the Santorum site could read a tough summary of the Republican senator's position on a measure he complained would make it possible for two-thirds of illegal immigrants to gain legal status - some by going home to get a valid work visa, some by paying a fine and partial back taxes. But Spanish readers initially found no such language - no mention of amnesty, no mention of "felons" and "serial lawbreakers," as in the English discourse. The Santorum camp said that was only because the Spanish version had not been updated, and that a word-for-word translation was soon coming. Now that's happened. Virginia Davis, Santorum's spokeswoman, pointed out that the senator's opponent, Democratic nominee Bob Casey Jr., doesn't have a Spanish version of his Web site. Asked why not, Casey spokesman Larry Smar replied: "We don't have one. ... I don't know what else to say about it."
Send a message to Santorum: http://santorum.senate.gov/public/index.cfm?FuseAction=ContactInformation.ContactForm Do note that there is a "security" pic there; ie, you must look at the picture and enter the alphanumeric characters in the "security" block in order that you response will be accepted. I guess this a-hole is getting alot of "spam."
There ought to be limits to freedom. - G.W. Bush, 21 May 1999
I first heard this on the Mark Levin show (ABCs talk radio). He said they were found in 2003. Mark is "Holdonnow" at FR. WOW! What fast reporting. Three year old news. If they had found this in 2003 they would have reported it then,not here, midway in 06.
The mind once expanded by a new idea never returns to its' original size
If they had found this in 2003 they would have reported it then,not here, midway in 06. It's all a fabrication and another prevarication.
"To be nobody-but-yourself - in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else - means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can ever fight; and never stop fighting." E.E. Cummings
#2. To: Jethro Tull (#1)
.i'm in PA tonight and the local news has him down 12 points to Bob Casey's kid. Love it :)
#3. To: Jethro Tull (#1)
hehehehehehe.....i'm in PA tonight and the local news has him down 12 points to Bob Casey's kid. Love it :)
#4. To: LACUMO (#3)
#5. To: tom007 (#0)
#6. To: LACUMO (#3)
Me too! This fucking twit needs to go.
#7. To: tom007 (#0)
there was indeed a French connection
I've already said too much.
#8. To: Mekons4 (#6)
#9. To: Mekons4 (#6)
But...but...but, if Ricky goes, who will prevent people from having sex with dogs? Think of the CHILLLLLLDREN!!!!
#10. To: tom007 (#9)
YEH, he's the only barrier, we'll eat our children otherwise.
#11. To: Dakmar (#8)
Oh, man, what a great find. Can the hypocrisy stink any stronger?
#12. To: tom007 (#0)
#13. To: tom007 (#0)
#14. To: Itisa1mosttoolate (#13)
WOW! What fast reporting. Three year old news.
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