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Title: EVERYTHING IS STUPID!! - (Republican Town Hall edition)
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Don't Walk, Run! Productions
URL Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fl-Je8h5_KI
Published: Aug 12, 2025
Author: Andrew
Post Date: 2025-08-15 14:34:24 by Esso
Keywords: None
Views: 329
Comments: 73
Sean Penn, 64 y/o, Stage 5 TDS I'm 64. I'll guarantee you, I don't look anything like that. Poster Comment: "So, as you can see, these people are unhinged, and that is not hyperbole." No shit, Sherlock. Half this country belongs in psychiatric lockdown. The MSM induced mass-formation psychosis is complete. Gawd, I'm sick of those people. Don't even get me started on negro fatigue...
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#4. To: Esso (#0)
One more reason for me to smile in the mirror WRT swine pen photo.
I'm takin' my first whack at making Porcupines for our dinner. I haven't had those in over 50 years. I had Mom's recipe on an index card, but Marla must've moved or thrown it away, I can't find it. I hope Doc likes 'em, they're kind of labor intensive to make. That watermelon I bought the other day for $5 yielded over 8lbs. of fruit, the $2.88/lb melons would've cost about $50 (maybe I misread the tag, that doesn't seem right). Nothing in the news except bitching/lies about Trump/Putin. T-minus 5 hours when my weekend starts. I suppose I should clean bathrooms and get myself cleaned up before my company arrives. (Edit) Anybody know if you can freeze watermelon chunks or does that just turn it into goo? I don't think we'll be eating 8lbs this weekend.
Can I get about tree-fiddy?
No, but if you send me twenty bux, I'll tell you a weird story about my handler Punk killing a guy at the Finland Station in Russia, then freaking out about me killing a mole in her back yard a couple years later. Put your credit card away. If me and Kim are still online, I'll tell it for free if I get shitfaced enough. Wait, what? Did I just tell the story?
Details would be a mere footnote at this point :)
I need a shower and to go through Pac's devices to see how many times he cheated on me this week. Just kidding, but his tax accountant is starting to worry me. 🤣
Now I want a silly hat!
Wait 'til you get old. I have to sit down to pee unless it's a urinal. I'd fall asleep otherwise. Prostate problems suck. So does Kimmy being here. I'm afraid I might wear out my bathroom door hinges opening and shutting the doors. I have a shy bladder. I'm still embarrassed about the Gogi Grant mix-up, especially in front of you, Lord Commander Music Snob. I'm having Jimi Hendrix's Stratocaster, strung upside-down for a left-handed guitar genius, not unlike like yourself, sent to your new joint.
I drink about a gallon of water a day and could pass as a fountain for at least a few seconds sometimes.
When the prostate gland pinches off the urethra, urinating can become very difficult. Ha! Fooled you! That was me, not Kim. I take OTC supplements that help. Force Factor Prostate Advanced has been the the best. I think saw palmetto is the main ingredient. We're out of Dr. Kimmy's wheelhouse at this point, she's refusing to name her big pharma equivalent right this second. LOL. Dr. Horse is my primary care provider.
I wrote a blues song about thirty years ago entitled, curiously enough, "Dr. Kimmy Ain't No Dick Doctor" but the rejection letters from the major publishers drove me into a deep funk.
Apparently you were a bit ahead of your time. Doc is a bit spunky tonight. I think it's the fluorescent bulb in my flying bug catcher in the downstairs bathroom wigging out and flashing like a disco light. Never a white three piece suit around when you need one.
Should I get my knife?
Not yet. You got a sewer cleanout at your new joint where I can unload my RV tanks?
I'll send you the UPC code :)
Kimmy doesn't know what I'm talkin' about or if she's got room in her B&B's driveway for my new house. As far north as it is, it's probably a septic tank. I want to post that wind turbine clip again, but I'll just leave my greatest fear ever here instead... Kim's a lot better looking than that drug-swallowing skank. Melissa died tending flowers in her garden, Aleena died in her sleep two weeks after getting home, I'm not exactly sure what happened to Cari. I can't think of Kimmy being slid down my narrow stairs in a body bag.
#41. To: Esso (#40)
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Is now the right time to peddle a curative lotion for flesh eating virus being found near Cape Cod? I'm thinking vinegar base...
If my patient is reliving dead girlfriends, I need to get him upstairs. Jim hasn't been himself since his young neighbor died. I didn't help by sniping at him for having his ex take him to the celebration of life ceremony. Usually I'm the one in trouble. Pac saw something across the street that hurt him today. I'll have him all spiffed up for you by tomorrow afternoon. Kim
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#6. To: ghostrider, Dakmar, 4um (#4)
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#13. To: Esso (#6)
#14. To: Dakmar (#13)
Can I get about tree-fiddy?
#15. To: Esso (#14)
Wait, what? Did I just tell the story?
#17. To: Dakmar (#15)
Hi, Dax, I just got here.
#21. To: Esso, Doctor Kimberly (#17)
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WJCOGtkHdts
#23. To: Dakmar (#21)
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Now I want a silly hat!
#24. To: Esso (#23)
I have a shy bladder.
#27. To: Dakmar, Dr. Kimmy, Horse, 4um (#24)
I drink about a gallon of water a day and could pass as a fountain for at least a few seconds sometimes.
#28. To: Esso (#27)
#32. To: Dakmar (#28)
I wrote a blues song about thirty years ago entitled, curiously enough, "Dr. Kimmy Ain't No Dick Doctor" but the rejection letters from the major publishers drove me into a deep funk.
#34. To: Esso (#32)
the fluorescent bulb in my flying bug catcher in the downstairs bathroom wigging out
#36. To: Dakmar (#34)
Should I get my knife?
#38. To: Esso (#36)
You got a sewer cleanout at your new joint where I can unload my RV tanks?
#40. To: Dakmar, Dr. Kimmy (#38)
You got a sewer cleanout at your new joint where I can unload my RV tanks?
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#42. To: Dakmar (#40)
Sorry Dax, party's over.
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